the lord king's definitions

goofenshmort

someone who is so much of a goof and a shmort, that s/he becomes a goofenshmort

guy 1: wow he's a goof
guy 2: ya and a shmort too
guy 1: guess hes a goofenshmort

by the lord king February 22, 2011

prickbank

1. person who is so full of themselves that they implodes and become so many pricks that they are forced to contain it in one building, becoming a prickbank

2. IP: international prickbank, the largest bank in any country, full of douchewankers

guy 1: the lord king is completely full of himself
guy 2: yeah totally
the lord king: are you suggesting I'm a prickbank

by the lord king February 22, 2011

snozberries

berries that come from your snoz

Guy 1 "Where'd those berries come from?"
Guy2 "MY SNOZ"

SNOZBERRIES

by The Lord King February 22, 2011

nutplant

Just like a faceplant but with.... well im sure you get the nut part.

Yeah he totally did an epic nutplant

by The Lord King February 22, 2011

douchewanker

an incredibly annoying person, usually british or irish, and usually has had to much beer.

guy 1: that irish guy at the pub had too much to drink
guy 2: yeah he's a total douchewanker

by the lord king February 22, 2011