the ham's definitions

butt cookies

human waste released from the anus.

John went to the bathroom and dropped some butt cookies in the toilet.

by the ham October 25, 2005

grinch effect

a chick that looks good from behind but when she turns around she looks like the grinch (that stole christmas).

I was in the club last night and being on those drink had me hooked on this chick until the grinch effect kicked in.

by the ham October 27, 2005

nibble on my bacon

The act of performing oral sex.

"I got that new chick from work to come over and nibble on my bacon the other night."

by the ham January 29, 2006

man puddy

A man that is completely controlled by his girlfriend and can not maintain a social life outside of her reach.

Mike used to be cool and hangout with the boys, now he's just man puddy.

by the ham October 26, 2005

Ham

A large or small slab of raw or cooked pork that is usually covered in some sauce. It is served at many events, cristmass, thanksgiving birthday.

Uses
- eating

This is the most common

- slapping

This is used usually in memes trolling and slapping people you’re mad at.
- watching

Just that

I eat ham.

by The ham May 30, 2018

cookie monster

female sexual reproduction organ

Dude that chick was really hot. I hope I get to see her cookie monster.

by the ham December 28, 2005

on them drinks

disorientation caused by drinking

Watchman keeps forgetting what he just did because he's always on them drinks.

by the ham October 27, 2005