hand me job

when your older sibling gives you a hand job much like a hand me down

thank god kelly was around to give me a hand me job that family vacation was boring

by the friendly farmer February 09, 2011

anal blowout

withdrawing your penis to quick from an anus so that it causes a sudden expulsion of anal fluids

i need to go to the drycleaner she had a bad anal blowout last night

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010

kinder gardening

fertilizing your plants with dead children

ya my yard looks great because of all that kinder gardening i did

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010

pig tailing

the act of choking a girl to death with her hair

she wouldnt blow me so i ended up pig tailing that bitch

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010

slore

someone with characteristics of both a whore and a slut

your mother is a slore

suck my ass slore

jamie why are you such a slore

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010