12 definitions by the friendly farmer

a cippy cup

when a girl gives a really noisy blowjob

my parents thought i was baby sitting but i was really getting a cippy cup

dude dont go to her parents house she sounds like a cippy cup

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010

kinder gardening

fertilizing your plants with dead children

ya my yard looks great because of all that kinder gardening i did

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010

baby sitting

when you hide your dead baby's from the police by sitting on them

there was an amber alert today so i ended up baby sitting all night

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010

pig tailing

the act of choking a girl to death with her hair

she wouldnt blow me so i ended up pig tailing that bitch

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010

slore

someone with characteristics of both a whore and a slut

your mother is a slore

suck my ass slore

jamie why are you such a slore

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010