pig tailing

the act of choking a girl to death with her hair
she wouldnt blow me so i ended up pig tailing that bitch
by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
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Operation Paquin

A planed operation where someone sleeps with someone who is obsessing over their friend to stop the obsessive thoughts. While they are at it take back any belonging of their friends from the obessor.
History teacher; Operation Paquin was the single most brave act by a human being in recorded history we honor this moment by using its namesake in all similar situations. It occurred when amanda the Troll attacked John the red's village constantly and stole his unbreakable armor of acacia. John the red then employed his comrade Alex the brave to end Amanda the Troll's reign of terror and steal back his unbreakable armor of acacia. Alex the brave crept into Amanda the Trolls cave and defeated her with his Penis of a thousand pregnancy's. He then returned John the Red's armor.
by the friendly farmer August 19, 2011
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baby sitting

when you hide your dead baby's from the police by sitting on them
there was an amber alert today so i ended up baby sitting all night
by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
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a cippy cup

when a girl gives a really noisy blowjob
my parents thought i was baby sitting but i was really getting a cippy cup

dude dont go to her parents house she sounds like a cippy cup
by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
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