Definitions by the friendly farmer

a cippy cup 

when a girl gives a really noisy blowjob

my parents thought i was baby sitting but i was really getting a cippy cup

dude dont go to her parents house she sounds like a cippy cup

a cippy cup by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

baby sitting 

when you hide your dead baby's from the police by sitting on them

there was an amber alert today so i ended up baby sitting all night

baby sitting by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

pig tailing 

the act of choking a girl to death with her hair

she wouldnt blow me so i ended up pig tailing that bitch

pig tailing by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

kinder gardening 

fertilizing your plants with dead children

ya my yard looks great because of all that kinder gardening i did

kinder gardening by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

T Barring 

The act of using a girls pigtails to thrust her tonsils on your penis.

Bro I was totally T Barring that chick

T Barring by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010