the dude's definitions

Logjammer

One who comes to fix the cable.

Don't be fatous, Jeffery

Also, The Dude does not approve of his words getting deleted. Walter is gonna have to get angry if that happens again

by The Dude March 4, 2003

USC

University of Southern California. By no means on the level of Stanford or Cal Tech in California, but well-known and respected in Southern California. Many of its students seemingly have trouble making the distinction between academic and athletic prestige.

I went to USC, but found out that on the East Coast, they think I'm from South Carolina.

by The Dude January 11, 2005

Compton Gangbang

The act of a group of guys fucking the living daylights out of girl then beating the shit out of her so she doesn't tell anyone about it.

Yo, we found this hott bitch on the street so we Compton Gangbanged her. Now, she's in the hospital in critical condition, but it was well worth it.

by The Dude June 17, 2004

Sean Kinney

The drummer for Alice in chains and in my and any other drummer with an ounce of knowledge: The best drummer that ever lived.

Man! Hes a DUUUUUUUDE!

by The Dude October 23, 2004

farb

fat ass rugby bitch. Female rugby players that are fat and nasty and enjoy rolling in the mud for no freaking legit reason other than increasing their level of discustingness.

Look at those farbs beating each other up over that damn ball.

by the dude May 13, 2005

Thom Yorke

The frontman of the band Radiohead. Known for his emnotional vocals with feelings of isolation and vunerablity. Also a 98-pound lazy-eyed gnome who has read 1984 way too many times. Dances like Ian Curtis on crack and probably has ADD. An eccentric genius.

"We hope that you choke"

by The Dude September 14, 2004

the wood

Referring to a devasting hit during a sporting event. Used in the context of "Laying the Wood" or "Bringing the Wood." Oftentimes leads to crippling injury which is incouragable as it brings added prestige to those that "Bring the Wood."

Coach: Tommy, you're big and black, now go out there and lay the wood on the white QB and put him out of the game

In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.

Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.

by The Dude March 24, 2005