the doctor's definitions

pachuco

In common usage, generally any young hispanic/Mexican-American males perceived (through similarity of garb, haircuts, etc.) to be members of a street gang. Actual gang in Southern California dates back to and rivals the Hell's Angels

"I think those Mexican guys standing on the corner are probably pachucos."

by The Doctor September 27, 2004

Fack

How Valentino Rossi, the current three time MotoGP motorcycle champion from Italy says the word fuck.

His quote, "the first time I rode the 500, FACK!"

by The Doctor February 22, 2005

pocket pool

To stick your hand in your pocket and scratch your balls.

"Hey, man, that girl's lookin' at you -- you better stop playin' pocket pool!"

by The Doctor December 12, 2004

rainbow party

Supposedly a party where girls wearing different colored lipstick all have oral sex with one or more guys, leaving the guys with a "rainbow" colored penis. Some people appear to believe that it's just an urban legend.

"I felt left out because I only had six different colors of lipstick on my dick when I left the party."

by The Doctor January 17, 2005

the nitty gritty

Another way of saying "the bottom line" or "the basics."

Okay, let's get now to the nitty gritty, now.

by The Doctor October 6, 2004

daft cunt

n. NE England slang term for idiotic dickhead

Ah, fuck off, ya daft cunt.

by The Doctor September 28, 2004

Einstein

Name of one of the most brilliant men of the 20th century, used ironically to express the opposite of intelligence.

You can't tie your shoelaces and chew gum at the same time, can you, Einstein?

by The Doctor February 19, 2005