Definitions by the dirty liberal
Miley Cyrus
1. Term used to describe a foursome involving a female and three males, one of whom is the female's father.
2. The large amount of diarrhea resulting from the consumption of cheap mexican or chinese food.
2. The large amount of diarrhea resulting from the consumption of cheap mexican or chinese food.
1. I dumped my girlfriend because she did a Miley Cyrus at the last family reunion.
2. "Dude, have you been eating that cheap mexican food again?"
"Yeah, sorry about that Miley Cyrus I left in the bathroom."
2. "Dude, have you been eating that cheap mexican food again?"
"Yeah, sorry about that Miley Cyrus I left in the bathroom."
Miley Cyrus by the dirty liberal August 1, 2009
disnification
I can't believe it. There's all sorts of disnification going on all over this theme park. Well, at least they'll get a lot of money from disney parents now.
disnification by the dirty liberal July 31, 2009
sleepwhacking
Teenager: Mom, can you wash my sheets? I had another wet dream.
Mom: God Dammit, have you been sleepwhacking AGAIN?
Mom: God Dammit, have you been sleepwhacking AGAIN?
sleepwhacking by the dirty liberal July 27, 2009
Quiet Guy Effect
The akward silence followed by hostility that quieter guys experience when talking to a girl. However, if a more outspoken guy says the exact same thing, it is tolerated and often respected. This occurs because of the assumption many (though not all) girls make that guys that don't talk much and keep to themselves are perverted.
Jackass: Care to hear a joke? (tells a dirty joke)
Girl: Hahahaha! That's funny. I'll have to remember that one.
Quieter Guy: (tells same dirty joke)
Girl: You perverted bastard! Is that all you ever think about? You'll never get any if you think jokes like that are funny. Go burn in hell, pervert!
Quieter Guy: Well, I'm probably not going to "get any" anytime soon anyway. God dammit, why do I always cause the Quiet Guy Effect no matter which girl I talk to?
Girl: Hahahaha! That's funny. I'll have to remember that one.
Quieter Guy: (tells same dirty joke)
Girl: You perverted bastard! Is that all you ever think about? You'll never get any if you think jokes like that are funny. Go burn in hell, pervert!
Quieter Guy: Well, I'm probably not going to "get any" anytime soon anyway. God dammit, why do I always cause the Quiet Guy Effect no matter which girl I talk to?
Quiet Guy Effect by the dirty liberal July 14, 2009
anime
A word used to refer to many different japanese cartoons. Often worshipped by teenagers who really need to grow up and quit watching their stupid cartoons. Additionally, some of the terms are used for perverted inside jokes that aren't funny and that nobody understands. Not quite as annoying as disney, but it's a close second.
Girl 1: Oh my god! I love anime! It's my life!
Girl 2: Hey, I've got an idea. Let's go get some boys and (insert japanese phrase here)!
Girl 1: (giggles) you're dirty. (looks over at boy) Hey, you care to (insert japanese phrase here)?
Boy: No thanks. I think I'm gay now.
Girl 1: Then you would probably like (insert japanese cartoon name here)!
Girl 2: Hey, I've got an idea. Let's go get some boys and (insert japanese phrase here)!
Girl 1: (giggles) you're dirty. (looks over at boy) Hey, you care to (insert japanese phrase here)?
Boy: No thanks. I think I'm gay now.
Girl 1: Then you would probably like (insert japanese cartoon name here)!
anime by the dirty liberal July 13, 2009
disney parent
1. One who believes in retaining their childrens' innocence for a lot longer than it was meant to be around for.
2. A parent who refuses to acknowledge that one day their kids will learn about sex and drugs, as well as learn a few new "bad" words (crap, god, damn, etc.). They often refuse to tell their kids that sex exists while completely forgetting how their kids were created in the first place. Or that drugs are still out there, while not realizing how somebody got the idea of creating the disney channel, which is often the only TV channel their kids are allowed to watch
2. A parent who refuses to acknowledge that one day their kids will learn about sex and drugs, as well as learn a few new "bad" words (crap, god, damn, etc.). They often refuse to tell their kids that sex exists while completely forgetting how their kids were created in the first place. Or that drugs are still out there, while not realizing how somebody got the idea of creating the disney channel, which is often the only TV channel their kids are allowed to watch
1. Guy 1: Look at that mother over there breastfeeding her kid. He's got to be at least ten
Guy 2: That's pretty fucked up. The mother must be a disney parent
2. Kid: Mom, what's a blowjob?
Mom: HOW DARE YOU!!! NEVER, EVER use that word again!
Kid: Why not?
Mother: Because it's a bad word. Now go watch the Disney channel.
Guy 2: That's pretty fucked up. The mother must be a disney parent
2. Kid: Mom, what's a blowjob?
Mom: HOW DARE YOU!!! NEVER, EVER use that word again!
Kid: Why not?
Mother: Because it's a bad word. Now go watch the Disney channel.
disney parent by the dirty liberal July 13, 2009