Definitions by the dirty liberal

Miley Cyrus 

1. Term used to describe a foursome involving a female and three males, one of whom is the female's father.

2. The large amount of diarrhea resulting from the consumption of cheap mexican or chinese food.

1. I dumped my girlfriend because she did a Miley Cyrus at the last family reunion.

2. "Dude, have you been eating that cheap mexican food again?"

"Yeah, sorry about that Miley Cyrus I left in the bathroom."

Miley Cyrus by the dirty liberal August 1, 2009

disnification 

The act of making something so safe and kid-friendly that it becomes boring and unattractive.

I can't believe it. There's all sorts of disnification going on all over this theme park. Well, at least they'll get a lot of money from disney parents now.

disnification by the dirty liberal July 31, 2009

sleepwhacking 

The act of masturbating in one's sleep.

Teenager: Mom, can you wash my sheets? I had another wet dream.

Mom: God Dammit, have you been sleepwhacking AGAIN?

sleepwhacking by the dirty liberal July 27, 2009

sit-n-shit 

A synonym for toilet.

Do you mind if I use your sit-n-shit?

sit-n-shit by the dirty liberal July 14, 2009

Quiet Guy Effect 

The akward silence followed by hostility that quieter guys experience when talking to a girl. However, if a more outspoken guy says the exact same thing, it is tolerated and often respected. This occurs because of the assumption many (though not all) girls make that guys that don't talk much and keep to themselves are perverted.

Jackass: Care to hear a joke? (tells a dirty joke)

Girl: Hahahaha! That's funny. I'll have to remember that one.

Quieter Guy: (tells same dirty joke)

Girl: You perverted bastard! Is that all you ever think about? You'll never get any if you think jokes like that are funny. Go burn in hell, pervert!

Quieter Guy: Well, I'm probably not going to "get any" anytime soon anyway. God dammit, why do I always cause the Quiet Guy Effect no matter which girl I talk to?

Quiet Guy Effect by the dirty liberal July 14, 2009

anime

A word used to refer to many different japanese cartoons. Often worshipped by teenagers who really need to grow up and quit watching their stupid cartoons. Additionally, some of the terms are used for perverted inside jokes that aren't funny and that nobody understands. Not quite as annoying as disney, but it's a close second.

Girl 1: Oh my god! I love anime! It's my life!

Girl 2: Hey, I've got an idea. Let's go get some boys and (insert japanese phrase here)!

Girl 1: (giggles) you're dirty. (looks over at boy) Hey, you care to (insert japanese phrase here)?

Boy: No thanks. I think I'm gay now.

Girl 1: Then you would probably like (insert japanese cartoon name here)!

anime by the dirty liberal July 13, 2009

bitch 

Roughly 95% of all the girls in your average high school. They are known for pairing themselves up with jackasses (roughly 90% of all the boys in an average high school). Usually if you're trying to get a girl and you're neither gay nor a jackass, you're S.O.L. until college

Ordinary Guy: You look nice today.

Girl: Stop looking at my boobs, you perverted bastard!

Ordinary Guy: Well, I'm sorry. If it's not on the menu, don't put it out there! Jesus Christ, what a bitch!

Jackass: You look nice today.

Girl: How about we go to your car and have sex?

Jackass: Sounds like a plan to me. Don't tell the other girls I stuff, okay?

bitch by the dirty liberal July 13, 2009