retarded sense of humor

A joke that has gone way too far as to appear totally not funny, but rather insulting instead. Very close to a sick sense of humor, except NO ONE laughs. Since the joke maker was only kidding, it's still considered humor ... just, retarded.
autistic-guy: "(enter unfunny joke here)"
normal-person: "What a retarded sense of humor"
by the dip May 20, 2007
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synchronicity

A series of coincidental events that may appear important. If you believe my other definition - then you ARE special. In a retarded sort of way.
"Sie...duh, wauk-uh. Woah, we're walking on a sidewalk!"
"And?"
"And? And I was just thinking of that word. That's not synchronicity. I think the universe is trying to tell me something..."
"Dude you need to lay off the dissociatives."
by the dip June 04, 2007
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synchronicity

A magical connection of "coincidental" events that when you point out, makes you more intelligent than everyone else.
I was just thinking of the word synchronicity when I stumbled upon this definition.
by the dip May 13, 2007
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DIA

Stands for dick-in-ass.

Usually refers to a female taking it from a male.
dude#1: "did u DIA-fuck that chick last night?"
dude#2: "nah, i hit her up pussy-style"
by the dip July 02, 2006
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artist's attitude

An aura of self-importance and self-worth presented by artists who become swept up in their own head space.
"What's wrong with you? You HAVE TO make eye contact. It's the rule."
"No, I don't. See, I can paint this (and you can't), so shove it."
"Damn, you got quite the artist's attitude."
by the dip May 20, 2007
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ditzy artist

An artist who is always sociologically clueless, and pretends(?) to act innocent, even when presented with the facts. Very eccentric. Often seen as dumb in the general public, but can create great peices of art.
"That guy that never talks streaked our school?"
"Yah, but he's not retarded - he's an artist."
"Ohhhhh, a ditzy artist?"
"Yah."
by the dip May 12, 2007
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syruphead

A very strange individual who has fallen in love with the very strange drug DXM. Once the good effects have worn off, they often come crawling back to society, blaming the drug for their insanity.
Johnny the syruphead drank cough syrup, said "I'm messiah." His friends abandoned him. Some time later: "It was the NyQuill ... The Nyquill!!!!"
by the dip May 04, 2007
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