the comand'r's definitions
Your spouse or family member when you are working from home. Corollary to office husband or office wife.
Dennis: Pam just walked in while I was on my conference call. As we have to share our home and both sustain our working environments, I am learning to manage along with my home coworker. When this Coronavirus blows over, I am going to introduce Pam to Jenny so that my home coworker can meet my office wife. Perhaps tonight I will call a meeting with my home coworker to put some effort toward producing a corona boomer.
by the comand'r April 3, 2020
Get the home coworkermug. What you get the morning after tangling with a Carolina Reaper pepper, the burning sensation of taking the dump to get it out of your body.
Ted really went after it when he ordered 10 Carolina Reaper chicken wings last night. He powered through 6 and then tapped out, though he took the remaining four to-go and finished them later in the eve. The next morning he got the early morning reaper reminder and remained skittish about his PMBM that was coming later that day. The whole experience gave new meaning to heat seat.
by the comand'r February 4, 2021
Get the reaper remindermug. The foiled tradition of the ding dong ditch which is slowly dying due to the Ring doorbell. Pranksters who attempt the ding dong ditch are now caught on camera when they hit a Ring household. And, with the built-in motion sensor in the Ring, the flaming bag of dog pooh is now a dying prank.
Sky TP'd a house last weekend with his friends. To get him back, the victim of the TP pulled a ding dong ditch at 2:49am, though they were cold-busted by the Ring. Caught full on video footage, so Sky's parents made a call to Jamie's parents and shared the video - Ring dong ditch. Busted!
by the comand'r May 30, 2019
Get the Ring dong ditchmug. by the comand'r September 18, 2021
Get the Elonchmug. Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.
Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.
Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.
by the comand'r October 26, 2014
Get the sea turdlemug. When traveling with your wife and staying in a hotel, the man is not allowed to shit in the hotel room bathroom. This international law applies even if she is not in the room at the time the man does his bidness.
Marrie: Herbie, I came back from my spa appointment and was fouled by what I thought to be a crowd clearer. I did some deuce diligence to learn that you capped in our hotel room toilet.
Herbie: Sorry babe. I went to drop off my lobby log downstairs, but they were cleaning the lobby bathrooms. Couldn't hold after 3 cups of coffee.
Herbie: Sorry babe. I went to drop off my lobby log downstairs, but they were cleaning the lobby bathrooms. Couldn't hold after 3 cups of coffee.
by the comand'r May 28, 2023
Get the lobby logmug. A topper shot on a cocktail that floats on the top of the cocktail, aka a floater. As an extra kick to the drink
Adam: Hey bartender, give me a bushwhacker with a floater shot for a kick.
Bartender: One bushwhacker with a floater, coming up!
Bartender: One bushwhacker with a floater, coming up!
by the comand'r October 28, 2021
Get the floater shotmug.