A smaller version of the dutch oven. When you fart in to your cupped hand and deliver the prize to an unsuspecting victim, aka dutch oven mitt.
Brendan like to ease in to relationships. That boy has some wicked gas, so to acclimate girls in to a long-term relationship, he will give a girl a dutch gloven within the first three dates. If she survives that, the next step is to turn up the heat and introduce her to his full-on dutch oven.
by the comand'r December 09, 2013
Get the dutch glovenmug. Similar to, but different from, lip syncing as rip syncing is the act of actually singing words, typically at the top of one's lungs when very drunk and having little care for the actual lyrics.
Jim was hammered last night and got rip syncing with Jill the entire Boston album. Between the two of them, they knew about 40% of the lyrics and 100% of the choruses, which the yelled very loudly.
by the comand'r October 26, 2017
Get the rip syncingmug. The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.
Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.
Eric: Why, happy ending?
Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.
Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...
Eric: Why, happy ending?
Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.
Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...
by the comand'r October 27, 2014
Get the crappy endingmug. Requesting a hotel, typically a motel, to call you at a certain time to remind you to smoke the doobage. Essentially a wake up call for stoners.
My roommate Carson used to set the alarm clock to wake him up for a smoke session early in the am, aka wake n bake, so much so that when he travelled and was too high to figure out how to set the alarm clock in a hotel, he'd call the front desk and request a bake up call. Typically at 4:20am.
by the comand'r November 30, 2013
Get the bake up callmug. Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.
Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.
Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.
by the comand'r October 26, 2014
Get the sea turdlemug. Someone who regularly references where they have been in an effort to make them sound important. Similar to a name dropper, but uses places instead of names.
I just had lunch with Shannon - she is such a location dropper. We were just catching up on the past and she could not help but to continue to subtly brag about all the travel she has done. While at lunch she found it necessary to tell me that her baguette was nothing like the ones she had in Paris last month, her wine tasted nothing like the wine in Tuscany that she had last week and the service could not hold a candle to the Ritz, where she is returning to next month.
by the comand'r October 17, 2013
Get the location droppermug. I went camping last week for 6 days and got so dirty that I spent about 15 minutes cleaning out my front butthole. Would have taken me less time, but I am an inny, not an outy.
by the comand'r September 05, 2017
Get the front buttholemug.