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home coworker

Your spouse or family member when you are working from home. Corollary to office husband or office wife.
Dennis: Pam just walked in while I was on my conference call. As we have to share our home and both sustain our working environments, I am learning to manage along with my home coworker. When this Coronavirus blows over, I am going to introduce Pam to Jenny so that my home coworker can meet my office wife. Perhaps tonight I will call a meeting with my home coworker to put some effort toward producing a corona boomer.
by the comand'r April 3, 2020
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COVIDeos

Videos watched during the COVID-19 pandemic to help stay sane typically though quarantreaming.
Jill: You holding up during this whole thing with da rona keeping you cooped up all day?

Paige: Ya, just hit my quota at work and it’s only April, aka no pants month, so I am just chillin and watching a ton of COVIDeos. Occasionally taking walks to play some COVID-19 chicken in the neighborhood. Gotta keep quaranstreaming.
by the comand'r April 20, 2020
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trust fail

A poorly executed trust fall, i.e. you do not catch the person who is dropping back in to your arms.
Kendall was all set with this team building exercise until Barry was gabbing to Corbin and not paying attention, resulting in Kendall falling back to not get caught by Barry - trust fail.
by the comand'r June 4, 2015
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themcott

Jaba: it was a great weekend in New York. Saturday we rallied for No Kings

Herbie: you are an idiot to try to boycott the President

Jaba: technically, we were themcotting him. You cannot say ‘boycott’ any more. I choose love, Herbie
by the comand'r October 19, 2025
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beer and doughnuts

A perfect match to induce target vomiting.
Spooge: You going to to the tequila session this evening?

Wyatt: Of course, I think they are serving an appetizer of beer and doughnuts. Hackett is bringing his girlfriend, I hear.
by the comand'r December 28, 2020
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babow

big ass bottle of wine (abbrev.)
Amy: Let’s open this 5 liter bottle of wine. It’s my birthday! What’s the name of this size bottle?

Barney: I think is a Jerabome or a Balthazar. I cannot recall. Either way, it’s a big ass bottle of wine.

Amy: That’s it then. It’s a babow.

Barney: Happy birthday Amy, we love you!
by the comand'r July 3, 2022
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carolleft

The act of making a left on a red left turn arrow as per the recommendation, nay mandate, from Adam Carolla, e.g. Car roll left.
I was in a rush to get to work the other day and listening to my favorite podcast, Guinness Book's #1 podcast that is, and was stopped at a left turn arrow unnecessarily, so I pulled a carolleft and was on my way - no chicken-shit ticket to be had.
by the comand'r May 29, 2016
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