the clit commander's definitions

shaft eater

someone who smokes the pole or in other words one who sucks dick

You gay shaft eater sons a bitches.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005

kalp

The left testicle.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

snuff

What Tony Saprano did to all his enemies.

I'm goin to snuff you dirty rat.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

Tea Bag

(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.

Shut up or I'll tea bag you

by The clit commander April 11, 2003

flack

When you get bitch slapped

Im gonna flack my ball sack in your eye.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

balagna

This word is meant for anything. You can use it anytime and as any word.

What the balagna! Meaning...What the fuck.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

Mad cow

When you don't treat a cow right. Meaning you don't yank on its tits.

Go yank on that mad cow's tits

by The clit commander April 10, 2003