camel toe

When a womens clothes are to tight and you can acutally see the pussy crater.

Damn!!! I can see your camel toe

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

pillow perm

Someone who is to damn lazy to comb his hair, and blames it on his pillow

Man I have a pillow perm

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

snuff

What Tony Saprano did to all his enemies.

I'm goin to snuff you dirty rat.

by The clit commander April 09, 2003

kalp

The left testicle.

by The clit commander April 09, 2003

masturbate

All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Vote for the clit commander. and may the clit live on

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

squasm

A squriel possum that only comes out at night and eats children.

AhHHhh! I was attacked by a squasm

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

shaft eater

someone who smokes the pole or in other words one who sucks dick

You gay shaft eater sons a bitches.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005