29 definition by the clit commander

it is a shit
look at that kelp
by the clit commander April 11, 2003

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When two people agree.
Bob:That hoe is a bitch.
Jeff: Zultan
by The clit commander April 09, 2003

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What Tony Saprano did to all his enemies.
I'm goin to snuff you dirty rat.
by The clit commander April 09, 2003

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Your fuckin head.
Im goin to crack your fuckin chrome dome.
by The clit commander April 09, 2003

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When two gays guys dipute over who has the biggest and tastiest cock.
Man the fuckin cock fight was gay.. Well no shit genius.
by The clit commander April 09, 2003

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When a women is just about to have an orgasm. She spazes and does some freaky shit.
Bitch what the fuck are you doin....
I'm having a spaz hunny..........
by The clit commander April 09, 2003

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When you get bitch slapped
Im gonna flack my ball sack in your eye.
by The clit commander April 10, 2003

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