kuberr

When your pube hair stabs your inner thigh.

Dam my kuberrs are hurting.

by The clit commander April 09, 2003

crack slut

A slut that will suck your dick for something as little as crack.

Your a crack slut....

by The clit commander April 09, 2003

pussy fart

I have another definition for this. (Go to queef)

The clit will rise. There is no stopping the clit. May the clit be with us.

by The clit commander April 09, 2003

kalp

The left testicle.

by The clit commander April 09, 2003

masturbate

All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Vote for the clit commander. and may the clit live on

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

shaft eater

someone who smokes the pole or in other words one who sucks dick

You gay shaft eater sons a bitches.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005

snuff

What Tony Saprano did to all his enemies.

I'm goin to snuff you dirty rat.

by The clit commander April 09, 2003