the cheat's definitions

gelatinous monster

A monster that fangoriously devours, and subsequently digests legs.

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillarys' legs are being digested.

by the cheat September 13, 2003

homesar

A REALLY REALLY retarded HomeStarRunner!!

Hey HomeSar! Come here!
Heeeeeyyy Stewong Baid!!!!

by The Cheat January 28, 2003

mellon

1) any one of various large juicy fruits
2) slang for breasts, boobs, boobies, jumbilies, etc.

1) the mellon i had for dinner last night was the shit
2) WOW did you see the size of her mellons

by the cheat February 19, 2003

Strongbad

A most awesomest and hot guy around.

Strongbad answered one of my e-mails.

by The Cheat October 19, 2003

queef

dick fart

i queefed in my pants

by The Cheat May 14, 2003

Kuribo's Shoe

This is the guy behind the guy. The stomper of noobs, the slammer of many comical references. The guy.

Hey Shoe, why are you so awesome?

I'm a big fucking green shoe, bitch.

by the cheat January 14, 2004

cuntswaggling

the act of swaggling one's cunt. to wave around one's bitch.

that pimp was cuntswaggling last night, hardcore style.

by the cheat August 16, 2003