the cheat's definitions

mellon

1) any one of various large juicy fruits
2) slang for breasts, boobs, boobies, jumbilies, etc.

1) the mellon i had for dinner last night was the shit
2) WOW did you see the size of her mellons

by the cheat February 19, 2003

Homsar

A spelling mistake in the Strong Bad E-mail. The brothers chaps made the mistake into a SCREWED UP, STUPID Homestar. Genious, those Brothers Chaps....

Strong Bad: So tell us about your childhood.
Homsar:I was raised by a cup of coffee!!!

by The Cheat February 11, 2003

fhgwhgads

I don't know what a fhgwhgads is, but its probably a fhgwhgads

by the cheat November 9, 2003

homesar

The pride of the peaches.

What? I shanked your jengaship? We're playing connect 4!

by The Cheat May 11, 2003

cuntswaggling

the act of swaggling one's cunt. to wave around one's bitch.

that pimp was cuntswaggling last night, hardcore style.

by the cheat August 16, 2003

nakerfly

a bisexual transexual

sometiems a nakerfly can look like a very hot woman....but when ur trying to have sex sometimes their joystick gets in the way

by the cheat February 19, 2003

shit box

the box that cats take shits in. also known as a litter box. they can also be urinated in

My friend travis was at my neighbors house a few days ago and he had to take a piss. he didnt want to go down stairs, so he jsut peed in the cats shit box. the next day the cat came to shit in the shit box and say the large sum of pee that wasnt hers. the cat didnt know where all the pee came from, so she sat down, looked constipated and peed in the shit box

by the cheat February 19, 2003