snatch gristle

The labia minora, or inner lips, of the vagina; especially those that protrude beyond the labia majora, or outer lips, of the vagina and resemble the tough elastic cartilage of meat.
Damn! I almost choked on that bitch's snatch gristle!!!
by The Captain January 22, 2004
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ripped

fucking a girl hardcore until she rips
"wow, I ripped the shit out of that girl last night"
"Sean and Ryan love ripping girls!"
by the captain February 09, 2005
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Mooseka

Oh, no! A shipful of Moosekas!
by The Captain October 12, 2003
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emocoustic

Emocoustic ee-moh-koo-stik (adj.) - Variety of music consisting of emotionally driven lyrics backed by acoustic instruments, usually a guitar.

Edwin McCain is a fine example of an emocoustic artist, and even bands such as Ill Niño and Open Hand have "emocoustic" songs.
"The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful, Stop me and steal my breath, And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky, Never revealing their depth"

- Edwin Mccain
by The Captain August 15, 2004
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squampster

Half squirrl half hampster....

Fuck off.
by The Captain March 11, 2005
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king of sleaze

(KOS) he or she who exhibits a supreme amount of sleaze; sleazier than all other human beings.
by the captain December 05, 2003
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scrotal highway

A route seldom traveled.

US Highway 69.

Intersects with the Bungchute expressway.
She drove on down the old scrotal highway, but really ran out of steam when it came to the ballsack turnpike
by The Captain December 21, 2003
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