dike

Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice.

Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice. No real example.

by The Captain January 11, 2005

cod

slang for cock. In the old days men wore a so-called "codpiece,"which looked lsort of like underwear on the outside...

The captain liked the look of the wench:"Hold her down whilst I slips her me cod!" he yelled...

by the captain April 22, 2005

emocoustic

Emocoustic ee-moh-koo-stik (adj.) - Variety of music consisting of emotionally driven lyrics backed by acoustic instruments, usually a guitar.

Edwin McCain is a fine example of an emocoustic artist, and even bands such as Ill Niño and Open Hand have "emocoustic" songs.

"The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful, Stop me and steal my breath, And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky, Never revealing their depth"

- Edwin Mccain

by The Captain August 14, 2004

alienjack

Scary, psychotic man who is very, very good looking while being very, very temperamental.

"Oh, damn. It's Alienjack at the door. Hide! Wait, go get it. No, hide!"

by The Captain September 29, 2003

beer fairy

Like most dorm mates or people who live accross the hall in an appartment complex, these lucky individuals drink themselves into a state where they mentally and physically become gay. They will hump everyday friends, maliciously. Straight by day, gay by beer. Around these people watch your brews and your cornholes.

Oh for shits sake, Cowboy's humping Kevin again.

by the captain May 13, 2005

king of sleaze

(KOS) he or she who exhibits a supreme amount of sleaze; sleazier than all other human beings.

Danish is the king of sleaze

by the captain December 04, 2003

Hipsterdufus

A fake hipster, who has fallen behind in trends. A Hipsterdufus would be seen still listening to The Strokes in the latter half of 2001.

by The Captain March 12, 2003