i have two kids
by the blue dog December 20, 2022
Calder is somebody who has nine toes. They also steal your big toes in your sleep by tickling you until you suffocate! Calder is like a sleep paralysis demon but as short as a gnome.
Person 1: Damn, it's a dwarf with nine toes!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Calder. He broke through my window last night.
Person 2: Yeah, that's Calder. He broke through my window last night.
by the blue dog January 07, 2025