Calder is somebody who has nine toes. They also steal your big toes in your sleep by tickling you until you suffocate! Calder is like a sleep paralysis demon but as short as a gnome.
Person 1: Damn, it's a dwarf with nine toes!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Calder. He broke through my window last night.
Person 2: Yeah, that's Calder. He broke through my window last night.
by the blue dog January 07, 2025
Get the Caldermug. i have two kids
by the blue dog December 20, 2022
Get the kidsmug.