5 definitions by the awful truth

cigarettes

Tobacco wrapped into a stick. Contains 43-ish carcinogens, including tar and nicotine.

Crazy bum: "If America was the best country in the world they would ban cigarettes!!"

*walks down street*

"IF AMERICA WAS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THEY WOULD BAN CIGARETTE SALES!!"

by the awful truth July 11, 2008

get on

(v) to make out with

You would totally get on her if she wasn't retarded

by the awful truth May 17, 2008

Dolly Parton

A famous country singer with breasts too large to even be considered real. A prime example of what teenagers call "fake people"

Stupid young person #1: "Look at Dolly Parton smile!! Isn't she just the most beautiful person you've ever seen?"
Stupid young person #2: "... Everytime?!?"

by the awful truth July 11, 2008

Uggy

A synonym for "ugly"; but usually is used as a milder word than "ugly"

Wow! Look at that supermodel; his package is hanging out of that horrendous strip-thong. That is uggy!

by the awful truth July 11, 2008

Buttercup

1. To hold your hand to your butthole, fart, and capture the smell in a fist. Then shove it in someone's face.

2. A princess from the book The Princess Bride.

1. The other night, when I had the most intensely horrid gas, I gave my sister a buttercup. The next morning a hearse was parked outside our house.

2.Boyfriend: "Printhess Buttercup ith thexy"
Girlfriend: "Thanks alot"

by the awful truth July 11, 2008