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used for gaining the attention and attraction of anyone when sad, basically. Used most frequently during teen years.
That boy just told everyone he's gonna commit die!.
Relax, he's known for fake depression
by the apls_ October 10, 2019

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The scottish way of saying "fukin' dongsuker".
P1: "Oi you lil'lasse crakin' ma windoe liek the Devil re'ncarnation! I’ll gie ye a skelpit lug!
P2: "Shat it u fourkin dongersuuke!"
by the apls_ October 18, 2020

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A drunk/tipsy fellow or just a nob’ed in general.
‘Oi you wonk wha’cha doin’ in me garden you prick!’

‘My cousin Throckmorton is a bit of a wonk sometimes’
by the apls_ April 02, 2020

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