the TrUtH's definitions

packet kiddie

retarded delusional vomit faced phsycotic sheep fuckers

12year old kids that think they know hacking. they THINK. Blimey, thats a bit too much credit. In reality, they only know how to lag people because their friend who also knows nothing (about anything) showed them how. Step by step.

by the truth March 5, 2005

Ronald McDonald

The real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union.

It wasn't Ronald Reagan who tore down communism, it was Ronald McDonald

by the truth January 18, 2005

McGuffin

A phrase used in detective stories to describe the one vital clue that causes the whole plot to fall in to place.

Eg.

"I couldn't figure it out...until I saw the tube of toothpaste."

by The Truth October 20, 2003

scott peterson

A guy who's wife disappeared. Later, she mysteriously turns up in the bay exactly where he was at the time of her disappearance. When they find her body, he's picked up near the border of Mexico with survival equipment, a bunch of cash, and Viagra.

Scott Peterson obviously was responsible for his wife's death. Don't be stupid.

by The Truth April 1, 2005

NBA

The reason why the US basketball team lost in the olympics. The NBA is no longer a team game, now it is all about "me". The NBA IS rigged by the higher ups in the NBA. THe NBA referes are probably the worst referes in ANY sport ANYWHERE in the world. They consistently make bad or no calls. They rarely call traveling even though it is traveling is committed ALL the time(usually by big stars). The refs make blatant calls to help a team get back into the game(lakers MANY times). Shaq can basically punch opposing players but if he gets touched slightly they will call a foul.

The lakers were tye NBA's team for a few years....just as the Bulls were...well they will have a new team soon...

by The Truth January 14, 2005

Ford Mustang

Facts:
- Very powerful car and gas guzzler.
- Severely overrated car that people give too much credit for.
- A Mustang would smoke any economy car. But an economy car is designed and built for convenience. A Mustang is built for performance.
- Usually being compared to completely different car classes. Such as economy cars like the Civic. The reason why people compared them to Civics is because Civics don't put up a challenge. People are usually afraid to compare the Mustang to the Camaro.
- Drag and straight away racing car (No skill is really needed just pressing the gas, unlike drifting and cornering racing, skill of steering and shifting is required).
- A car that has not so good handling and can easily be out maneuvered by cars such as the MR2, Impreza, Evo, Trueno, RX-7. Yeah that's right, you Mustang fanboys may have more power but any tuner import would out maneuver your over powered asses, you wouldn't stand a chance in a course with lots of turns.

Mustang Fanboy #1: I like my brand new Mustang, I easily beat an old Asian lady in an 88' Hyundai in a straight-away race.
Mustang Fanboy #2: Dude, that is so cool. I've beaten alot of cars with my Mustang as well, like this one guy in a 96' Accord on the freeway, I smoked him by just pressing the gas. He was on cruise control at 65mph, and I easily beat him *The guy in the Accord was minding his own business and didn't even know the Mustang was racing him*.
Mustang Fanboy #1: Geez man, you got mad skill like me because you own a Mustang. I've beaten an 89' Corolla, 99' Civic DX, a rusty Sentra, some Geo car, and a kid on his bike, all by a 3 mile margin.
Mustang Fanboy #2: Dude, we are so cool.

by The Truth May 6, 2005

Chazz

a simpleton, one who has no clue, an idiot of the first degree, probably gay too and still staying with their mother, a Star Wars toy fetishist with deviant tendencies

"Don't be such a Chazz."

by The Truth February 17, 2005