Definitions by the Roflsaur

A Bon Jovi 

To sit in a tree for a long period of time waiting for a helpless soul to walk underneath as you spill your brown poopy toxins onto their unsuspecting foreheads.

"Dude I made a tree fort and totally gave a dude a bon jovi."

A Bon Jovi by the Roflsaur June 28, 2006

roflsaurus rex 

A dinosaur of a status of rolling on the floor laughing

"Oh my god that is so funny! Roflsaurus rex!

roflsaurus rex by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

croquet set 

When you are playing croquet and someone eats the balls and then the person who is with them sucks his wang while the others play croquet.

"Dude we were totaling playing croquet and Tom started giving a croquet set" said Michael

croquet set by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

a poops mcgee 

When your dancing at a club and a woman asks you to dance, you straight pull your pants off and poop into her mouth and on her feet making her slide around and then you prooceed to call her a "poops mcgee"

"Dude I was out with my boys and I gave a girl a poops mcgee" says Jim

Tom then says "Nice bro"

a poops mcgee by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

sausage garden 

A garden in which grows sausages

"I saw this guy who owns a sausage garden"

"Awesome"

sausage garden by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

an Oj Simpson 

It is when you are drinking a glass of orange juice with a loved one and out of no where murder her and leave a glove at the scene of the crime

"Dude I totally gave my woman an OJ Simpson

an Oj Simpson by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005