a valley less than a 100 miles from Mexico in so. califorina with the towns of Indio, Coachella, Mecca, Oasis, Arabia, were english is not spoken just espan yo yo (spanish) even in the stores the signs are in spanish ,it 99 1\2% mexican that hate white people and pretend there your best friend ,drink beer in there church parking lot during mass and the tweekers ride stolen bikes and hide there stash in the handall bars, they drive nice new trucks and live 4 to 5 familys in one house also known as little TJ and the one that drive cars bump the boom boom so loud your windows of your house rattle two blocks away and fly the Mexican flag so they think there in Mexico oh yes it has the highest birth rate in the nation
man I got stuck in the coachella valley I thought I was in Mexico, nobody spoke english and dirty pampers in the parking lots and the cops are more interested in pulling over the tweeker bike rider instead of the idiots that dont know how to drive
Juan: turn right at this light
rosa: Im in the left lane
Juan: its ok were mexican
Rosa: I hear Armondo bumpin the tunes
Juan: man his car is a piece of shit
Rosa:ya but he's got some nice wheels
Juan: turn right at this light
rosa: Im in the left lane
Juan: its ok were mexican
Rosa: I hear Armondo bumpin the tunes
Juan: man his car is a piece of shit
Rosa:ya but he's got some nice wheels
by the Randyman January 16, 2010
meaning sexual fustration, not getting enough sex, (bule balls) hard up, is a mista -meaner: do to the more SEX you miss the meaner you get
LinZ:dam women Ive got blue balls
women: well you aint gettin any until your treat me better
LinZ: dont you now sex is a mistermeaner,I can't change until you give me some
woman: what do you mean ? MISTA-MEANER
LinZ: dont't you know the more SEX you MISS the MEANER you get
women: well you aint gettin any until your treat me better
LinZ: dont you now sex is a mistermeaner,I can't change until you give me some
woman: what do you mean ? MISTA-MEANER
LinZ: dont't you know the more SEX you MISS the MEANER you get
by The Randyman January 19, 2010
by the randyman September 19, 2010
a mexican baptsim
Pedro: hey you want to go to my sons baptism
Jonny no im not in to bean dip
Pedro:no we have salsa and chips and beer
Jonny no im not in to bean dip
Pedro:no we have salsa and chips and beer
by the randyman January 16, 2010
sex on the lake using an inter tube : a couple in the middle of an inter tube faceing each other leaning back aginst the tube with there arms around the back of the tube the chick pulls the croch of her bekini to the side so the dude can penatrate her also known as a float'n'fuck!
we were have'n tube sex on the lake and when we got back to shore another couple ask if they could barrow the tube and 5 minutes later the lake was full of floating fuckers, it was like a orgy on the lake and that day the fish eat good
by the randyman January 16, 2010
when a couple take an inter tube into a lake or body of water and you swim up through the center of the tube with your arms around the tube and the girl pulls her bikini to the side so you can have sex both leaning aginst the tube for better pinatration
we were tube fuckin at lake haveascrew and when we got back to shore another couple said can we barrow that inter tube and 10 minutes later 15 couples in tubes in the water fuckin
by the randyman January 16, 2010
when one is so addicted to marajuna so bad that when they dont have any and there is none to be found , that one sits and rocks back and forth with there arms folded crying ( I need some weed )
Randy: man whats wrong with your sister rockin back and forth crying
Jerry: shes out of weed and she's billin it she cant get any until tomorrow
Randy : oOh man I hope I never get like that you want to smoke some
Jerry : yeah but dont tell my sister
Randy : realy I only have enough for us
Jerry: shes out of weed and she's billin it she cant get any until tomorrow
Randy : oOh man I hope I never get like that you want to smoke some
Jerry : yeah but dont tell my sister
Randy : realy I only have enough for us
by the randyman January 16, 2010