the Progrum's definitions

manpond

v. to urinate on a shaved chest and watch it gather into a substantial body of urine, resembling a lake, or more appropriately, a pond, as the name suggests.

You should have seen this guy get manponded last night. He was swimming fer sher.

by The Progrum November 11, 2009

stowaway

(n) (stoh-uh-wey) - the small remainder of a bowel movement that doesn't leave with the rest of the movement; it leaves the feeling that although the vast majority of the fecal matter in the colon has been evacuated, there remains a small but not negligible amount still present

I would have felt great after that dump, but I had a stowaway, and almost pulled something getting rid of it.

by the Progrum May 22, 2010