shirkin' the gerkin

Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.

"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"

"Shirkin' my gerkin."

or


"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"

by the Pope March 17, 2005

jacked

Intoxicated, under the influence of drugs or alchohol.

I was at a party at Jimmy's house, and I was wicked jacked.

by the pope June 11, 2004

Loieu Narboau

A fiticious name used to get yourself out of trouble.

When having sex with a undesireable female and she asks your name,,,, It's Louie Narboau. If she asks if you are french an appriate answere would be,,, Why Yes I am. If one or more of your friends are watching from the closet this amplifies the fun.

by The pope August 29, 2003

J.K Rowling

i like cheese

mememememmeeme

by the pope October 19, 2003

Cajungas

Really Huge Tits

Berthas
Melons

My Cajungas hurt when I run.

by The Pope August 03, 2004

Nostradumbass

A person who has amazing, Nostradamus-like powers of stupidity. One with the ability to foretell the obvious future.

Nostradumbass: "Dude, I think we might be about to get hit with a piano."

Simplicio: "No shit, Nostradumbass, RUN!!!"

by the pope June 08, 2004

OSURAL LEINAD

Latin for 'The Devil is my sanctuary'

phill is my sanctuary
mark is my sanctuary
tits is my sanctuary
pussy crack is my sanctuary
i like to fuck virgins on hill tops with a wooden spoon is my sanctuary

by The pope April 30, 2004