Definitions by the Emperor

yankwashing

The remaking of a foreign movie or TV series with Americans.

Ghost in the Shell isn't whitewashing you retard, it's yankwashing.

I'm so glad J.K. Rowling kept the Harry Potter cast British, yankwashing that movie would have ruined it.

yankwashing by The Emperor March 28, 2017

Gashcustard 

Vagina juice left on a seat.

Dam that bitch must be going commando, look at the gashcustard on that chair.

Gashcustard by The Emperor August 31, 2014

Chest Flutes

pl. n.
The beautiful pair of creations that evolution has so kindly and prominently molded on the upper ribcage of the human female. These can be skillfully played by a talented man by moving his fingers across the instruments, with or without blowing air across the mouthpiece contemporaneously, creating luxurious and melodious music.

The mademoiselle had such voluptuous chest flutes that Andy could not help himself from desiring to play a beautiful sonata on them all night long.

Chest Flutes by the Emperor January 25, 2014

Mud Shark 

White, usually blonde, girls who love that big black dick.

Did you see Heidi Klum with Seal? You know she's a mud shark

Mud Shark by The Emperor May 12, 2007