the DUde's definitions

Compton Gangbang

The act of a group of guys fucking the living daylights out of girl then beating the shit out of her so she doesn't tell anyone about it.

Yo, we found this hott bitch on the street so we Compton Gangbanged her. Now, she's in the hospital in critical condition, but it was well worth it.

by The Dude June 17, 2004

USC

University of Southern California. By no means on the level of Stanford or Cal Tech in California, but well-known and respected in Southern California. Many of its students seemingly have trouble making the distinction between academic and athletic prestige.

I went to USC, but found out that on the East Coast, they think I'm from South Carolina.

by The Dude January 11, 2005

Sean Kinney

The drummer for Alice in chains and in my and any other drummer with an ounce of knowledge: The best drummer that ever lived.

Man! Hes a DUUUUUUUDE!

by The Dude October 23, 2004

the wood

Referring to a devasting hit during a sporting event. Used in the context of "Laying the Wood" or "Bringing the Wood." Oftentimes leads to crippling injury which is incouragable as it brings added prestige to those that "Bring the Wood."

Coach: Tommy, you're big and black, now go out there and lay the wood on the white QB and put him out of the game

In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.

Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.

by The Dude March 24, 2005

fishing for boneless brown trout

to take a shit, or numerous shits

My stomach hurts so I'm gonna go fishing for some boneless brown trout.

by The dude May 1, 2003

New Jersey

The only state in the USA that's universally despised by both the South and the North!

"New Jersey: the Garden State! Yeah, right! If you're growing smokestacks!" -- George Carlin

by The Dude June 20, 2003

Cleveland Snowplow

after railing the female (or male if thats your thing) from behind for an unspecified amount of time and shooting your wad all over their back, punch them in the back of the head. hard. used to prevent unwanted after-sex cuddle time. similar to the the Dirty Pedro

Jeez, I took your advice and used the Cleveland Snowplow on Jane last night and I went right to sleep when I put my head down.

by the dude February 3, 2005