the DUDE's definitions
Derive from the German word "Blitzkrieg" which means lightning war, blitzkrap is the act of lightning shitting. This is to take a dump in as little time as possible, pushing as hard as you can to get it out. Can be used when short of time but you're starting to turtle head. Warning: Blitzkrap is an art. Know your limits and don't push to hard or you'll blow your o ring
"Dude we gotta go the candy shop closes in 5 minutes"
"Okay give me one second and I'll take a blitzkrap."
Dick was on a date with a girl when he suddenly had to #2. Embarassed his date would know what he was doing if he took too long in the bathroom, Dick blitzkrapped and got back to his date.
"Okay give me one second and I'll take a blitzkrap."
Dick was on a date with a girl when he suddenly had to #2. Embarassed his date would know what he was doing if he took too long in the bathroom, Dick blitzkrapped and got back to his date.
by The Dude February 4, 2005
Get the Blitzkrapmug. 1. noun, Any white, asian, or hispanic suburban youth who believes in fact that they are a black gangster, they wear basketball jerseys with a black man's name on the back, wear baggy clothing, roll on 20's which are really 12's from Wall-Mart, and they ask you to smoke their weed with their bitches, also they go up to you and say "yo son yo yo son son yo".
by the dude February 1, 2005
Get the sonyomug. A form of ladyscaping where the pubic hair is trimmed to resemble a mustache. Also looks like a horizontal landing strip.
by the DUDE June 1, 2012
Get the Vagstachemug. 
Get the Tidusmug. An expletive word meaning
Damnit life couldnt suck anymore than it does at this point in time
used frequently by goths
FREE JIMMY CHONG!!!!!
Damnit life couldnt suck anymore than it does at this point in time
used frequently by goths
FREE JIMMY CHONG!!!!!
by the dude September 1, 2004
Get the blorgenajoogmug. by The Dude November 11, 2004
Get the we need to talkmug. by The Dude September 12, 2003
Get the ungoodmug.