slapshot

a move in which semen is whipped across a womens face. a man does the girl doggy style, spits on her back so she thinks he blew his load then taps her on the shoulder, when she turns around, the semen that he has ejaculated into his hand is slapeed across her face.
Daren nailed tina with a slapshot!!! she was pissed!
by The dude January 06, 2005
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JRON

A large heterosexual male who loves the band Tool and spending time with his girl.
Jron raped my ass.
I saw Jron coming, so I ran away.
by The Dude July 22, 2003
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JRON

Ummmmm this one big mexican guy that likes dirty anal.
The JRON fucked you in the ass
by The Dude July 20, 2003
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Cleveland Snowplow

after railing the female (or male if thats your thing) from behind for an unspecified amount of time and shooting your wad all over their back, punch them in the back of the head. hard. used to prevent unwanted after-sex cuddle time. similar to the the Dirty Pedro
Jeez, I took your advice and used the Cleveland Snowplow on Jane last night and I went right to sleep when I put my head down.
by the dude February 04, 2005
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fapie

Fapie is a derivative of the word fape. It has two meanings: 1. the state of being faped; 2. pronoun used as the second word in a two-noun phrase.
1. That dude was getting his fapie on.
2. Consider "Overlook Cafe," which becomes "OverlookFapie" under this pronoun convention
by The Dude December 07, 2004
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Vagstache

A form of ladyscaping where the pubic hair is trimmed to resemble a mustache. Also looks like a horizontal landing strip.
Dude, check out the chicks vagstache.
Charlie Chaplins upper lip looks like my upper lips.
by the DUDE March 02, 2012
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