21 definitions by the fuuuuck?

roofies

Intoxicating a girl with the cuteness of your puppies, such that she will bang you. Roof, roof!

I took my puppy over to Katies house and she got so into it, we hit the skins. Thanks to the roofies.

by the fuuuuck? August 16, 2011

Cute Videoed

The awkward moment when you see your friend posting a cute video on a girl's FB wall. Often the first public sign of a crush that will snowball into a PDA-heavy relationship.

Example of Cute Videoed:

- John: "Did you see Carl post that puppy video on Sarah's FB wall? Beginning of the end."

- Rich: "(eyeroll)”

by the fuuuuck? January 8, 2014

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by the fuuuuck? September 22, 2021

The So... moment

The moment you have the talk about going from hooking up to a relationship. Might be awkward to initiate, especially if the two parties aren't on the same page. The "SO" refers to "significant other." Often involves phrases like "Where do we stand?", "Is this going anywhere?", and "Let's DTR."

- Chris: "I had the So... moment with Lisa the other day."

- Will: "And??"

- Chris and Lisa in unison: "It's official!” (holding hands)

by the fuuuuck? January 8, 2014

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by the fuuuuck? September 2, 2015

Frankenfood

revolutionary culinary creations that mash up original and unexpected food combinations and ingredients, resulting in delicious dishes...or awful misses.

Better known Frankenfoods include The Ramen Burger, Spam Sushi, and Spicy Pulled Pork S'mores.

Adam: "After eating that gyro egg-roll, I decided to make my own Frankenfood."

Jen: "I haven't seen you cook since '04. What'd you make?"

Adam: "Fried PB&J fish sticks. Yum."

by the fuuuuck? June 20, 2014

mouth hugging

When you put a beer bottle in your mouth, and keep your mouth wrapped around it all day.

Josh: "mhmgdfhwrmhhh (attempts to talk while drinking a beer)"

Ryan: "You know I can't hear you when you're mouth hugging."

Josh: "mmmffwrrggddsshh"

by the fuuuuck? January 16, 2014