Definitions by that weird kid next door

hawthorne heights 

what in hell ever happened to them anyway? they kinda sucked lol...

HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS!!!! former beloved band of poser girls!!!!! WHERE'D YA GO????

hawthorne heights by That Weird Kid Next Door May 18, 2007

poser

the death of many bands. a band that's actually good (such as afi) puts out a hit or two, and suddenly a swarm of posers congregate around their name and piss hardcore fans off

punk wannabe poser-prep: LIKE OMG I SOOO LOVE AFI! that song miss murber is like sooo cool!
true afi fan: -_- have you heard any of their albums besides decemberunderground? like black sails in the sunset perhaps?
punk wannabe poser-prep: they have other albums? *brain overload* AAAAAAH! *BOOM!*
true afi fan: rot in hell

poser by That Weird Kid Next Door May 18, 2007

burt 

when you burp and it hurts

owwwww, i just let a burt

burt by That Weird Kid Next Door May 18, 2007

afi 

an amazing band that unfortunately as of late has acquired a bunch of posers who try to call themselves fans, after probably only listening to the songs "miss murder" and "the missing frame", having only bought the album decemberunderground to hear those songs and having never heard any of their other albums. chances are those people probably also listen to fall out boy *shudders* go listen to black sails in the sunset! or will it be too much for you lil poser minds??? their shirts have been spotted on preps. AAAAH, don't befoul the name of afi by wearing it on your body NOOOOOOOOO! *dies* davey is a genius. the end : D

wannabe poser-punk prep: like OMG i sooo love afi!
me: i shall consume your soul you worthless piece of shit

afi by That Weird Kid Next Door May 17, 2007

beenus 

refers to either a black penis or a black weenus

gavan's beenus was exposed for the whole world to see

beenus by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

pete steele 

the darkly sexy lead singer of the metal band type o negative. showed off his monstrous cock in an issue of playgirl. mmmm! can't get enough of that long black hair and those muscles! >: )

hey look, that dude looks just like pete steele!

pete steele by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

cornholio 

the lord of lake titicaca, who requires tp, lest you suffer the wrath of his almighty bunghole!

I AM CORNHOLIO! *hehehehe* do you have tp? tp for my bunghole? *unintelligable spanish sounding mumblings*

cornholio by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007