10 definition by that weird kid next door

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the lord of lake titicaca, who requires tp, lest you suffer the wrath of his almighty bunghole!
I AM CORNHOLIO! *hehehehe* do you have tp? tp for my bunghole? *unintelligable spanish sounding mumblings*
by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007

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the darkly sexy lead singer of the metal band type o negative. showed off his monstrous cock in an issue of playgirl. mmmm! can't get enough of that long black hair and those muscles! >: )
hey look, that dude looks just like pete steele!
by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007

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a combination of a geek and a dweeb
"steven is such a gweeb. but don't let that fool ya... he's a freak in da sack!"
by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007

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refers to either a black penis or a black weenus
gavan's beenus was exposed for the whole world to see
by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007

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a chinese weenus or penis
"did you see that guys cheenus?"
by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007

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a mexican penis or weenus
"damn, did you see the size of alberto's meenus?!"
by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007

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a queef that is accompanied by a skeet
uhh, cindy, did you just squeef?
by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007

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