fuckshitdamn

This is an expression used commonly in eastern Kansas, esp. at Wellsville High School, when implying much dismay or pain.

Consists of the words fuck, shit, and damn.
Fuckshitdamn! I just broke my flaggin' toe!

I've been shot! Fuckshitdamn!
by that one motherfucker October 19, 2004
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cold damn

Antonym of hot damn... actually, "cold damn" isn't really a word. But if it was, it would be used sarcastically as hot damn in a cold situation, such as stuck in a giant ice cube.
Hot damn! We're stuck in this giant ice cube, Joe! We might as well say cold damn!
by that one motherfucker October 18, 2004
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Victory Slide

n. & v.

Est. at Wellsville High School in the boys' locker room showers after a victory in one sport or another, usu. football.

A victory slide consists of the shower floor being covered with soap while a naked individual "slides" across it on either his chest or back while yelling "Whoo!". Most of the time, the unlucky individual is pissed on.
Hey Joe, do a victory slide across the shower because we won the state championship!

Dude, I just got pissed all over while doing a victory slide!
by that one motherfucker October 18, 2004
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Wellsville High School

n.
Mostly referring to Wellsville, Kansas's high school.

Also referred to what you get in the toliet after taco and burrito night.

Also see Scabe Scrub.
I go to Wellsville High School.

Dude, I just took a Wellsville High School in the shitter! Check it out!
by that one motherfucker October 18, 2004
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Jelly Doughnut

n. & v. (gel-lee dou-nut)

Term used for blowing your load on a girl's face, esp. around her mouth, then sucker punching her in the nose to make it bleed which in some way or another should resemble a jelly doughnut.

Also see Wellsville High School.
Shut up while I give your mom this jelly doughnut.

I totally just jelly doughnutted your girlfriend because she wouldn't shut the fuck up during the movie.
by that one motherfucker October 18, 2004
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Swords

n.
A game played in the bathroom or locker room in either a toliet or shower, usually consisting of two guys or more. The object of this game is to fight to the death with streams of piss while also fending off other attacks. Usually death is uncommon as well as defensive moves.
Hey Joe, let's go play swords!

While playing swords, Joe pissed all over my pants. But I got him in the face.
by that one motherfucker October 18, 2004
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Served, you got

v., in a past-tense.

To get "served" one must get either screwed over, shown up by another, or slapped in the face by someone usually of the female sex. In no way whatsoever does this have to do with the gay movie "You Got Served".
You bought a shitty car from that guy... you got served.

Dude, that guy totally beat your ass in basketball! You got served!

Whoa! That chick just slapped the fuck out of you! You got served!
by that one motherfucker October 18, 2004
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