that one fucking idiot's definitions

no homo

something you say when in denial of being gay/lesbian/bisexual.

"hey man, ur hot and i want to date you but no homo."
"..."

by that one fucking idiot November 2, 2019

Word

what it told me to write :/

word

by that one fucking idiot November 2, 2019

Lesbian

Being considered bi. And discriminated. But having two short nails. And a difficult-to-draw pride flag. And not American

Situation one:
“Hey I’m Lesbian”
“I thought u were American”

Situation two:
“Hey mom where are the nail clippers?”
“Oh I’m the bathroom why?”
“Jen is coming over”
“😮”

by that one fucking idiot November 1, 2019

Nov 2

National hug a girl that likes you day

“Ayo go hug Kiera”
“Why?”
“Because it’s Nov 2 national hug a girl that likes you day”
“But I’m not gay”
“Yah but she is”

by that one fucking idiot November 1, 2019

Cat

a fucking evil creature that will mess up your life and then seduce you with their eyes. a fucking demon

person 1 "hey i just got a cat."
person 2 "so we'll hang out at my house from now on?"

by that one fucking idiot October 15, 2019

Lucas

An awesome friend that will be there for you when you need him. he might act different around his other friends but he WILL always be there. he's a generally sweet guy and might be gay, but thats ok. he has his own problems at home though. family stuff probably. he has a talent that you will get to know when he starts to trust you. he will listen to you ramble in your darkest moments and cheer you up with his awesome sense of humor. he can make and make jokes, and so if you meet one, become friends with him immediatly!!!

person 1 "hi lucas!"
lucas "hey! wassup bestie!"

by that one fucking idiot October 15, 2019

Colleen

a best friend. is loyal, sweet and probs really hot, and will be there for you and keep all of your secrets.

person: hi colleen can i talk to you?
collen: ya sure u can tell me anything!

by that one fucking idiot October 15, 2019