Definitions by that guy who said it first

couchlord 

the person who has the lease of or who owns the property of the couch you are currently living on.

His couchlord got COVID-19 so the whole house is on quarantine.

couchlord by that guy who said it first July 29, 2020

Flake-cake 

A flake-cake is someone who normally flakes on you. But because calling them a flake sounds lame, you use the term flake-cake.

Britters is a flake-cake.

Flake-cake by that guy who said it first June 11, 2006

nublet 

A person who is new that acts like they are not new at something. Also see: Newbie, Nub, Novice, Amature, Rookie.

Tyler is a nublet!

nublet by that guy who said it first April 25, 2006

dicken 

The pain that comes after you get tripped by a little kid

Kaitlens foot hurts like the dickens!

dicken by that guy who said it first September 26, 2004