thaoriginal's definitions

the goodness

high quality skunky sticky icky that you only wish you knew someone who would sell it to you. Can be know to cause extreme paranoia and Taco Bell sauce fights

joe: yo i grabbed the goodness today
bob: roll it then nigga!

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

shiminabub

crazy whacked out insect with shitloads of tentacles and wings and teeth bent on world domination. Highly effective at camouflage, can only be seen through ingestion of copious amounts of shrooms.
Also called imminashish

Holy shit that shiminabub is fucking huge!
fuck there's another! i'm outta here! It's chasing me! help! ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

texas mickey

Big ass bottles of liquor sold at Canadian liquor stores. Comes in CC Rye, Bacardi Rum, Crown Royal and Absolut Vodka. $100 for 3 Litres (almost a gallon)

joe: whadya wanna do tonite?
bob: lets get a texas mickey and some hoes
joe: dude i'm sick of your mom

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

wigger

middle class suburban white kids who think they're thugs, but who would get shot the fuck up in about 6 seconds in a real ghetto.

Vanilla Ice being hung from a balcony by suge knight

by ThaOriginal January 23, 2005

bulbis

1. Overinflated
2. someone with a really fucking big head

what the hell is bulbis doing here?

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

skag whore

a bitch so nasty, it looks like someone lit her head on fire and put it out with a shovel

1. damn that is one nasty ass skag whore
2. That fukn skag whore grabbed my balls

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

the art of schulz

being well versed in the ways of kick-assedness

-damn, you finished the bottle already?
-no doubt
-fukn art of schulz

by thaoriginal March 18, 2005