tfe's definitions

crisscut fries

Basically the greatest invention ever. Mutated Carl's Jr fries. Been known to rip families apart.

"son, give me some of your crisscut fries..."
"Fuck you dad."

by TFE February 20, 2007

To the Right

The alternate opposite bizarro version of To the Left. Basically telling someone you totally dig them and want to get in their pants.

"Damn gurrll, to the right, to the right."

by TFE February 20, 2007

Secularmas

Our glorious American holiday that comes every December 25th. A day for getting material items and hoping your adventures in various malls and shopping centers will bear fruit.

"Man, what'd you get for Secularmas?"
"An Xbox 360 niggag, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YES!"

by TFE January 11, 2008

Hugh Gabbins

An ancient warrior that the legends of Danza spoke of, supposedly a protector of Oliphants and destroyer of Oliphant Murderers, his Gabbinslore has gone back for thousands of years.

"Gabbins save us!"
"That MTG Hugh Gabbins card rocks. ;)"

by TFE July 26, 2006

Slowback

Similar to a slowp, a really slow comeback or quip that is often also lame or pathetic.

"Hahaha, I can't believe you...you're so pathetic..."
"Ohhh yeah well...uhhhh..."
"Yeah?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Any day now..."
"UHhhhhh...your mom."
"Nice slowback, dude..."

by TFE September 15, 2007

Otch

Slang for "sex", though it can have different meanings all depending on context.
For example, it can simply mean "penis".
"Man, that guy tried to cut off my otch!"
Or any sort of genitalia or act depending on context and word combinations.

"Man, that was the best otch ever last night...Heheheheh..."
"Good otch. ;)"

by TFE September 1, 2006

Get Bitched And Die Trying

A play on words of 50 Cent's first album with Shady Aftermath, "Get Bitched Or Die Trying".

"Man, fuck 50 Cent! Fuck G Unot! More like Get Bitched and Die Trying!"

by TFE May 28, 2006