tfe's definitions

Heterovodkanist

Someone who only drinks vodka straight — never mixed, never flavored.

- "Dude, want one of these appletinis?"
- Fuck that, I'm a heterovodkanist.

by tfe September 29, 2012

negrom

Just another slang word for "nigga"/"negro" in the "homie"/"buddy" sense, one of the hundreds of random and innocuous corruptions of the original word.

"Sup Negrom?"
"NUKKAH please!"

by TFE April 2, 2008

Shitdamn

The obvious combination of both "shit" and "damn" to make the ultimate expression of surprise or shock, not generally cursing one's fate, just being freaked out or surprised.

"I'm...actually a dude."
"SHITDAMN! That explains my anal pains!"

by TFE August 4, 2007

Slowp

A really slow comeback or quip that is so lame or slow that it's pathetic, ineffectual, or just self-damaging.

"You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three seconds. Five, tops. It's called a quip, not a slowp."

by TFE September 15, 2007

Carl's Funeral

A really lame nickname for the fastfood joint Carl's Jr, presumably stemming from the unhealthiness of the food.

"Man, let's go get some criscut fries."
"CARl'S JR? More like...Carl's Funeral!"
"Shut the fuck up dude."

by TFE February 20, 2007

MyWaste

A derogatory term for the blogging site MySpace, referring to the time and emotional investment some more obsessive bloggers and users put into it.

"Heeeeyyy yo, add me, add me, add me nigga! I gotta get seven hundred friends, my latest blog be where it at!"
"Shiiiit son, stop spending time on MyWaste..."

by TFE May 27, 2006

MexiDo

A variation to Mexican't and Mexican. A Mexican who takes the initiative.

"Man...I don't think I can do this man, I fuckin' give up..."
"COME ON PEDRO! Don't be a Mexican't! BE A MEXIDO!"

by TFE May 28, 2006