When a guy has herpes, the clap, chlamydia (or another "burning STD"), or any combination of std's, and sleeps with a girl, the morning after (or shortly after) she will have a burning situation in her nethers. This is known as a "burns donut."
(Next morning after doin tha nasty)
Glen: "Morning babe, want a burns donut?"
Martha: "What's a burns donut?"
Glen: "I have herpes. Burns, don't it?"
Glen: "Morning babe, want a burns donut?"
Martha: "What's a burns donut?"
Glen: "I have herpes. Burns, don't it?"
by testicles...that is all October 29, 2009
Get the burns donut mug.1.) A milder form of swamp ass, sometimes caused by a trickle of backsweat down the crack, usually on a female, can be very sexy and make you want to do butt.
2.) Early-morning swamp ass
3.) A classier term for swamp ass
Incidentally it is easier to encode "dew butt" into common speech to signify that your ass is sweaty to knowledgeable listeners.
2.) Early-morning swamp ass
3.) A classier term for swamp ass
Incidentally it is easier to encode "dew butt" into common speech to signify that your ass is sweaty to knowledgeable listeners.
Gent 1: Dear me, but I'm afraid there is a wetness in the crack of my bum!
Gent 2: Ah yes, with the heat and humidity being as it is, I fear I too have the dew butt.
When girls get dew butt that means no lube necessary.
Gent 2: Ah yes, with the heat and humidity being as it is, I fear I too have the dew butt.
When girls get dew butt that means no lube necessary.
by testicles...that is all June 24, 2010
Get the dew butt mug.One swallows a lot of semen. Presumably a dick sucker, but could definitely apply to one who just drinks cum.
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Get the nut chugger mug.A hypothetical terminal illness borne from living in excess. Known to the state of California to cause supercancersyphillaids.
I chew gum all the time; I can't wait until they find out it causes supercanceraids.
Man that pipe dope smells funny. Probably get the supercanceraids from it.
Man that pipe dope smells funny. Probably get the supercanceraids from it.
by testicles...that is all August 04, 2011
Get the supercanceraids mug.Marty McFly often set egoals according to who called him Chicken.
Needles: What's the matter, McFly? Chicken?
Marty: Nobody -- Calls me "chicken!"
vroom vroom skrrrrrr vrooom skrrrr we've all seen it.
Needles: What's the matter, McFly? Chicken?
Marty: Nobody -- Calls me "chicken!"
vroom vroom skrrrrrr vrooom skrrrr we've all seen it.
by testicles...that is all July 29, 2011
Get the egoal mug.Mark and Tina have been doin the DNA dance in hopes of conceiving a child.
I was using a rubber, but it broke and we ended up doin the DNA dance.
Chele stopped takin her pill last month, so apparently we've been doin the DNA dance... crap.
I was using a rubber, but it broke and we ended up doin the DNA dance.
Chele stopped takin her pill last month, so apparently we've been doin the DNA dance... crap.
by testicles...that is all February 27, 2011
Get the The DNA Dance mug.1.) n. Portmanteau - pre-emptive remorse. When you're okay with the regret and shame you're going to feel (oxymoronic as that may seem), usually for instant gratification.
2.) adj. some real word meaning "having jagged edges" or something. Probably fits.
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2.) adj. some real word meaning "having jagged edges" or something. Probably fits.
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Mike: I can't believe I'm gonna have sex with this chick. She is way too fat and ugly. I'm never gonna hear the end of this one.
Tonya: Keep your premorseful thoughts to yourself.
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Fratty Ice Light: I have a test tomorrow. I should really study tonight. I'm gonna be so pissed at myself for gettin drunk tonight.
Fratty Ice: Sounds like you've got some premorse. You need to shotgun a beer or else take that pussy talk to Alpha Phi's.
Tonya: Keep your premorseful thoughts to yourself.
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Fratty Ice Light: I have a test tomorrow. I should really study tonight. I'm gonna be so pissed at myself for gettin drunk tonight.
Fratty Ice: Sounds like you've got some premorse. You need to shotgun a beer or else take that pussy talk to Alpha Phi's.
by testicles...that is all August 14, 2010
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