testicles...that is all's definitions
One who is attracted to fake things. Implants, prostheses, blow-up dolls... all of these are levels of pseudophilia.
"Just because I like my fleshlight more than the real thing doesn't make me a pseudophile!"
"Actually, that's EXACTLY what makes you a pseudophile..."
"Actually, that's EXACTLY what makes you a pseudophile..."
by testicles...that is all August 8, 2012
Get the pseudophilemug. A state in which an individual has no bearing of time whatsoever. Can be caused by long periods of drinking, heavy drinking, concussions, coma, deep sleeps, or just general obliviousness.
After that 12th tequila shot I came to at my buddy's house in a state of complete temporal disorientation.
I jacked Mike in the head so hard he didn't know what day it was (temporal disorientation).
I jacked Mike in the head so hard he didn't know what day it was (temporal disorientation).
by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010
Get the temporal disorientationmug. Combination of the big five swear words: shit, fuck, bitch, damn, and ass. Used to express extreme frustration or emphasis (as an adjective)
by testicles...that is all October 14, 2006
Get the shifubidamassmug. A reason given in the form of an explanation that doesn't explain anything or answer the question. Very popular in political interviews to avoid answering questions.
"VP Harris, how to you plan to improve handicap accessibility to transportation?"
Nonsplanation: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go. It's that basic."
"...Sure... but what about-"
"Next question."
Nonsplanation: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go. It's that basic."
"...Sure... but what about-"
"Next question."
by testicles...that is all February 20, 2025
Get the nonsplanationmug. The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.
Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.
Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011
Get the situational obliviousnessmug. At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...
I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock.
Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.
Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.
by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010
Get the temporally disorientedmug. Marty McFly often set egoals according to who called him Chicken.
Needles: What's the matter, McFly? Chicken?
Marty: Nobody -- Calls me "chicken!"
vroom vroom skrrrrrr vrooom skrrrr we've all seen it.
Needles: What's the matter, McFly? Chicken?
Marty: Nobody -- Calls me "chicken!"
vroom vroom skrrrrrr vrooom skrrrr we've all seen it.
by testicles...that is all July 29, 2011
Get the egoalmug.