Definitions by testicles...that is all

pseudophile 

One who is attracted to fake things. Implants, prostheses, blow-up dolls... all of these are levels of pseudophilia.

"Just because I like my fleshlight more than the real thing doesn't make me a pseudophile!"

"Actually, that's EXACTLY what makes you a pseudophile..."

pseudophile by testicles...that is all August 8, 2012

superboss 

1.) Great, of exceptional quality above and beyond the typical "boss." supermegaboss > superboss > boss

2.) Your boss's boss, or boss's boss's boss.

Supermegaboss > superboss > boss

My boss is awesome until the superboss comes around.

superboss by testicles...that is all December 7, 2011

supercanceraids 

A hypothetical terminal illness borne from living in excess. Known to the state of California to cause supercancersyphillaids.

I chew gum all the time; I can't wait until they find out it causes supercanceraids.

Man that pipe dope smells funny. Probably get the supercanceraids from it.

supercanceraids by testicles...that is all August 4, 2011

supercancersyphillaids 

Worse than supercancer or supercanceraids. But still a made up disease to poke fun at the fact that pretty much everything you do will either give you cancer, aids, or syphillis. Mainly cancer.

Dude, Jassy's lookin hot today!

Look but don't touch man, she's been around Vegas several times - she got the supercancersyphillaids. Make yo dick hang sideways and then some.

supercancersyphillaids by testicles...that is all August 4, 2011

egoal

A goal sought only to satisfy one's perception of themselves, or ego.

Marty McFly often set egoals according to who called him Chicken.

Needles: What's the matter, McFly? Chicken?

Marty: Nobody -- Calls me "chicken!"

vroom vroom skrrrrrr vrooom skrrrr we've all seen it.

egoal by testicles...that is all July 29, 2011

situational obliviousness 

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.

Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.

situational obliviousness by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011

braindrizzle 

n.(pl. -s) Like a brainstorm, but much less activity.
pr. (-er) one who braindrizzles
v. (-ing)

Karen: I just knew we were going to have the best float in the homecoming parade, but after that braindrizzling session I'm not so sure...

Bobby: It's Becky's fault. She just sat there and didn't even make a braincloud.

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Steve: Yo what's on for tonight?
Mike: I dunno... not feelin much, maybe we could braindrizzle and come up with something.

braindrizzle by testicles...that is all March 19, 2011