Using empty boxes, bags, bottles, etc. to fill with garbage before actually throwing them (and the garbage) away, rather than recycling them and waiting for them to be reincarnated as a box, bag, or bottle made from recycled goods.
Clerk: "Would you like a bag?"
Customer: "Yes please. I don't really need it to carry this stuff, but I'll be precycling it because my bathroom trash can is full and consequently needs a new liner."
Clerk: "How very clever of you. Is that really a word?"
Customer: "Urban Dictionary thinks so, so... yes."
Customer: "Yes please. I don't really need it to carry this stuff, but I'll be precycling it because my bathroom trash can is full and consequently needs a new liner."
Clerk: "How very clever of you. Is that really a word?"
Customer: "Urban Dictionary thinks so, so... yes."
by testicles...that is all October 10, 2009
A reason given in the form of an explanation that doesn't explain anything or answer the question. Very popular in political interviews to avoid answering questions.
"VP Harris, how to you plan to improve handicap accessibility to transportation?"
Nonsplanation: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go. It's that basic."
"...Sure... but what about-"
"Next question."
Nonsplanation: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go. It's that basic."
"...Sure... but what about-"
"Next question."
by testicles...that is all February 20, 2025
One swallows a lot of semen. Presumably a dick sucker, but could definitely apply to one who just drinks cum.
by testicles...that is all January 09, 2015
1.) n. Portmanteau - pre-emptive remorse. When you're okay with the regret and shame you're going to feel (oxymoronic as that may seem), usually for instant gratification.
2.) adj. some real word meaning "having jagged edges" or something. Probably fits.
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2.) adj. some real word meaning "having jagged edges" or something. Probably fits.
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Mike: I can't believe I'm gonna have sex with this chick. She is way too fat and ugly. I'm never gonna hear the end of this one.
Tonya: Keep your premorseful thoughts to yourself.
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Fratty Ice Light: I have a test tomorrow. I should really study tonight. I'm gonna be so pissed at myself for gettin drunk tonight.
Fratty Ice: Sounds like you've got some premorse. You need to shotgun a beer or else take that pussy talk to Alpha Phi's.
Tonya: Keep your premorseful thoughts to yourself.
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Fratty Ice Light: I have a test tomorrow. I should really study tonight. I'm gonna be so pissed at myself for gettin drunk tonight.
Fratty Ice: Sounds like you've got some premorse. You need to shotgun a beer or else take that pussy talk to Alpha Phi's.
by testicles...that is all August 14, 2010
A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
by testicles...that is all March 13, 2024
1.) Great, of exceptional quality above and beyond the typical "boss." supermegaboss > superboss > boss
2.) Your boss's boss, or boss's boss's boss.
2.) Your boss's boss, or boss's boss's boss.
by testicles...that is all December 07, 2011
You don't need to go all internet all caps to get your point across. If your logic is sound your point stands on it's merits, not the volume of your voice.
by testicles...that is all September 02, 2021