by terd ferguson August 21, 2003

by terd ferguson August 21, 2003

tiny piece of paper taped to your thong that makes no sense. i mean if you are going to wear a thong you a probably slutty enough to already be on some sort of birth control which will put always and cotex out of business BOOYA!
damn there is a piece of toilet paper stuck up my ass. no that is just your thong maxi pad. thanks p&g!
by terd ferguson August 31, 2004

its when you take a bag of feces and light it on fire then get high off the fumes and chuck the bag at stuff
by terd ferguson April 23, 2005

by terd ferguson August 31, 2004

Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza
Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.
by terd ferguson February 16, 2005
