terd ferguson's definitions

dandy fop

an elderly gay gentleman with fancy tendencies

My history teacher is such a dandy fop

by terd ferguson August 21, 2003

margorie

to have air expelled from your anus
aka fart

man i just margoried and it was wet and hott

by terd ferguson August 31, 2004

terd ferguson

Burt Reynolds alternative identity

alex:burt reynolds
terd:that's not my name
alex:terd ferguson
terd:yeah whadya want

by terd ferguson August 21, 2003

thong maxi pad

tiny piece of paper taped to your thong that makes no sense. i mean if you are going to wear a thong you a probably slutty enough to already be on some sort of birth control which will put always and cotex out of business BOOYA!

damn there is a piece of toilet paper stuck up my ass. no that is just your thong maxi pad. thanks p&g!

by terd ferguson August 31, 2004

totally sweet

adjective often used in reference to ninjas

Ninjas are awesome, and by awesome I mean totally sweet.

by terd ferguson August 21, 2003

patouhas

its when you take a bag of feces and light it on fire then get high off the fumes and chuck the bag at stuff

You fucking hoodlums, ill get you for this how dare you patouhas my new cadillac escalade

by terd ferguson April 23, 2005

dirty sizzle

A phrase used to describe a geographical location, The Dirty South. It is a lesser known, albeit cooler way to say The Dirty South or The Dirty Dirty.

Down here in the Dirty Sizzle, we like pig pickins and hush puppies. I said hush puppies, bitch!

by terd ferguson April 22, 2005