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Ruby, is probably the most beautiful girl you will ever come across. She is the epitome of passion. Her soul burns brightly like that of a Sun. When you stare at her eyes, you will truly see the ruby red, passionate soul within her. She is caring, and loving. You are lucky when you find a Ruby, as she will be the most loyal person you will ever come across in the this life or in the next. When you are feeling depressed, down, or negative : Ruby will make your life turn upside down, and within five minutes of being around her you will truly notice the impact she has in your life and how she is part of something much bigger than just your world. She is part of the universe, like ying and yang, she will create balance, so when there is much too distress in your life, and if you just happen to be the luckiest guy in the world, then you will truly appreciate your Ruby and come to see the precious gift she really is.
Fuck, man. My parents are so disappointed, my siblings practically hate me. I'm one bad spreadsheet away from losing my job. I've gone through three cars in two years, and my bank account is practically at zero..

**Ring **RIng ( Phone lights up)

- RUBY RED is calling-

- Hi, daddy.. i miss you, i can't wait to see you tonight.

- Hi, babygirl. I missed you too. I can't wait to see you again(Car gets 20 MPG, she lives 37 miles away) I'm so hungry, lets get some pho tonigh. (13.84$ per plate) I love you , Ruby ,I'm on my way.

- Okay, Daddy , can't wait to hold you tonight in my bed, AGAIN. You're my everything, and i believe you can do it all baby. I love you.
by tequilashots January 21, 2018
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