Definitions by telephony
aural douche
What you're receiving when you use a bulb-type ear syringe filled with warm water to flush excess cerumen (earwax) out of your ear(s).
aural douche by Telephony November 6, 2018
incredible shitting chihuahua
incredible shitting chihuahua by Telephony November 2, 2018
huckeybups
{Debbie}: Craig, please go get me {hiccup!} a glass of water. I've got the {hiccup!} huckeybups.
{Craig}: I'll get that straight away mom!
{Craig}: I'll get that straight away mom!
huckeybups by Telephony October 28, 2018
dry cell pig
Another term for, "battery hog" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.
Man this flashlight is a real dry cell pig! I just put a new set of D cells in 20 minutes ago and they're already going to pot!
dry cell pig by Telephony October 8, 2018
battery hog
Another term for, "dry cell pig" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.
Man this radio is a real battery hog! I just put a new set of AA cells in there half an hour ago and they're already going down the tube!
battery hog by Telephony October 8, 2018
down the tube
Another way of saying that something is really going to pot -- when you say such-and-such is going down the tube, it is spiraling downhill extremely rapidly.
Man this drone flight is really going down the tube...O FUCK, There's a tree!!! (*CRASH!!!*)
That woman's performance on American Idol started to go down the tube when she forgot a critical lyric to the song she was performing.
That woman's performance on American Idol started to go down the tube when she forgot a critical lyric to the song she was performing.
down the tube by Telephony October 8, 2018
urinator
What you might call the male penis because most of the time it's used, you expel micturition (piss, pee, poddy, etc.) out of it and into a urinal, toilet, bottle, cup, and so on where it can (hopefully) be disposed of.