tedro357's definitions

retard dictionary

A reference guide that facilitates the understanding of retarded people.

I imagine you have a point, however, I am not carrying my retard dictionary to completely understand you.

by Tedro357 March 28, 2009

anal mount

When a guy skips every base of being intimate and proceeds directly to anal sex.

Guy: Bro, I really like this girl but her breath stinks, so after dinner we just got naked and I anal mounted her.

by Tedro357 February 18, 2009

Window-Hit

To hit a bong type apparatus inside, near a window slightly open, because it's too cold to smoke outside or anywhere inside with windows fully open.

I thought about rolling a blunt but it's too cold out, so I just packed the bong and took a window-hit.

by Tedro357 February 16, 2009

Jizz Box

An empty box of tissues used to unload masturbated seamen.

My girlfriend was completely disgusted to find my jizz box under the bed - I reminded her it's grosser to unload on the carpet.

by Tedro357 April 21, 2009

twotard

Two retards engaged in a stupid conversation.

Most political debates are twotarded.

by Tedro357 March 6, 2009

can't listen to my dick anymore

The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.

Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.

Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.

by Tedro357 April 13, 2009

phelps-style

Amazingly quick sex in an Olympic sized pool.

Dude, how'd the date go with Emma?

Good, after BBQ we waited 30-min before jumping in the pool to do it phelps-style.

by Tedro357 February 26, 2009