teddy's definitions

button on a fur coat

"A penis that is so small, it resembles a button on a fur coat amongst the pubic hair."

"His penis was so small that it resembled a button on a fur coat."

by Teddy November 3, 2003

poon shine

"The sweet nectar of a female hillbilly."

"Hot damn her poon shine tasted better than my ol' granpappy's MOON shine!"

by Teddy November 3, 2003

Ham Sandwich

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."

"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"

by Teddy November 3, 2003

panty soup

"The creamy soup like discharge that appears when a female is aroused or after she cums."

"The only flavour of soup I like is panty soup."

by Teddy November 3, 2003

elfdickism

when you are born with an elf like penis

oh sh@T dude u have elfdickism

by teddy October 27, 2003

Boodie

A rainbow coloured lapdragon, only one known to be in existance, also purrs.

Boodie likes being scritched and stroked

by Teddy August 27, 2003

gangstafied

Anything that pertains to pimpness, gangstanism, thug life, or flava.

My nigga Tery is one ganstafied muthafucka

by Teddy May 1, 2003