Scoutface

The alias of an especially prominent Counter-Strike:Source player. Origins of the word are highly mysterious and unknown. Seriously.
"Scoutface is so good. You have no idea."
by Teddy April 08, 2005
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button on a fur coat

"A penis that is so small, it resembles a button on a fur coat amongst the pubic hair."
"His penis was so small that it resembled a button on a fur coat."
by Teddy November 03, 2003
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poon shine

"The sweet nectar of a female hillbilly."
"Hot damn her poon shine tasted better than my ol' granpappy's MOON shine!"
by Teddy November 03, 2003
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its spicy

really spicy hot fries that make ur mouth burn in the bathroom while skippin classes
its spppppiicccyyyyyy
by teddy May 24, 2004
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meat grinder

a blow job given by a girl with braces
damn man, that chick with the headgear gave me the hugest meat grinder last night.
by Teddy June 05, 2004
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squaw

When I'm older I plan to marry a beautiful squaw and live off of her money!
by Teddy April 10, 2005
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bezzle face

noun. when I man, after recieving oral sex from a woman, ejaculates on her face and allows the semen the stay there until she cleans it off herself
I gave that slut a bezzle face last night
by Teddy February 02, 2005
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