Urban Dictionary: Definitions by teddy

button on a fur coat

"A penis that is so small, it resembles a button on a fur coat amongst the pubic hair."

"His penis was so small that it resembled a button on a fur coat."

"Hot damn her poon shine tasted better than my ol' granpappy's MOON shine!"

poon shine by Teddy November 3, 2003

"The creamy soup like discharge that appears when a female is aroused or after she cums."

"The only flavour of soup I like is panty soup."

panty soup by Teddy November 3, 2003

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."

"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"

Ham Sandwich by Teddy November 3, 2003

when you are born with an elf like penis

oh sh@T dude u have elfdickism

elfdickism by teddy October 27, 2003

A rainbow coloured lapdragon, only one known to be in existance, also purrs.

Boodie by Teddy August 27, 2003

Anything that pertains to pimpness, gangstanism, thug life, or flava.