by tecopux July 28, 2021

that ad we get on urban dictionary that has that ugly cringy woman in the picture. but if you think about it it is true time really hasnt been giving a shit about these people
by tecopux September 14, 2022

why just why do i have to type this definition after working so hard to come up with this pattern. this is clearly the aftermath of a mental breakdown from boredom. you should know this by now. To get this advanced where i hoped i typed exactly the pattern that i came up with in my head without making a retarded typo, you must be in school. yeah, i know i was in school as well and looked this up, only to see the blue monster guy in a swamp fishing because of no results, i decide i want to be the first to define it. But oh wait the fucked up school wifi blocks this website, so i have to wait to type this brilliant definition when i get home. If you typed this to get a good definition, here u go. but if you typed this to try to be the first to define it, then i beat you. Let's hope this loong definition survives the 4 weeks it takes for this definition to be reviewed
Should I even explain how you type this if you obviously had to type it in the right way to find the first definition of `qaz=\'/1wsx-;.2edc0l,3rfv9pkm4tgb8ojn5yh7i6u
by tecopux January 03, 2023

. space .
Me dumbfuck right here -------------------------------------------(Space)----------------------------------------- other dumbfuck
by tecopux May 10, 2021

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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
by tecopux May 05, 2021

You my friend are not first to make this definition, I beat you, but maybe you are the first to read it. But you gotta be bored enough to read it first, so you type the keyboard diagonally first row, then go half way in then second row then second from half way and continue while your social studies essay sits there on your google docs waiting to be typed.
Guy #1: What can I do in class other than my stupid essay?
Guy#2: Have you typed qazyhnwsxujmedcikrfvoltgbp into urban dictionary yet?
Guy#1: You must be bored as fuck but great idea, fuck my essay? Lemme go to urban dictionary but oh shit it's blocked by the fucking school that is known for boredom.
Guy#2: Have you typed qazyhnwsxujmedcikrfvoltgbp into urban dictionary yet?
Guy#1: You must be bored as fuck but great idea, fuck my essay? Lemme go to urban dictionary but oh shit it's blocked by the fucking school that is known for boredom.
by tecopux January 10, 2022

You were just so fucking bored you typed 26 letters in an order where you go from the edge of the top row of you're keyboard to the middle letter on the bottom row, then back to the last letter of the top row, then you do the second letter of the top row, then the two keys surrounding the middle kay of the bottom row, then back to the second to last letter of the top row. Im too lazy to explain the rest, figure it out, it's easy. Look, you did all the fucking qwerty things that exist, so do something productive.
Fat ass 1: I can't get out of bed so i will entertain myself by typing qvpwcboexnirzmutyalskdjfhg
Fat ass 2: Well I'm just like you, and i got out of bed, do you have a specific disability that you can't get out of bed or is it just you typing qwerty things on your keyboard entertainment.
Fat ass one's phone: *dies*
Fat ass 1: No more urban dictionary for me
Fat ass 2: Well I'm just like you, and i got out of bed, do you have a specific disability that you can't get out of bed or is it just you typing qwerty things on your keyboard entertainment.
Fat ass one's phone: *dies*
Fat ass 1: No more urban dictionary for me
by tecopux July 13, 2021
