tdowns's definitions

ho bag

Commonly known as a slut-machine but just as easilly a bag filled with hoes.

someone left a ho bag on my front porch. what am I supposed to do with these hoes?

by Tdowns August 20, 2007

poor house

A poorhouse or workhouse is a publicly maintained facility for the support and housing of dependent or needy persons, typically run by a local government
-where you say your going when your broke.
Could possibly be your house, because your poor.

When i hit that ferrari it sent me straight to the poor house.

these front row seats i bought just put me in the poor house.

by TDowns August 19, 2007

heroin hero

A heroin simulation game.Played when you need to relax, especially before or after playing guitar hero. The object of the game is to keep injecting yourself with heroin while you chase the dragon through the magical forest. The problem is that you never catch the dragon.

Billy played heroin hero for 6 hours straight and I had to drag his limp body away from the game.

by Tdowns December 7, 2007

butt machine

The butt machine is a gay robot that will sneak up on you and penetrate your butt with his metalic exstension.

a gay robot is also known as a romo

You better sit down, i heard the butt machine is loose again.

by TDowns August 17, 2007

saul of the mole men

A fucked up show on adult swim. It makes no sense to me which makes it amusing. The sweet 2d effects add to the greatness.

of the program featured brief introductions for the crew of a subterranean drill module. The team, known as STRATA, included Captain Jim J. James, Lieutenant Jen E. James, Robot, Kiko the Mute Wildboy, and the "rest" of the STRATA action team (which included Saul and Don Rogers, a man with a shovel). The main character, Saul, is seen in the background in many of these scenes. All of the characters are killed within the first few seconds of the first episode, except Saul of the mole men, Robot, and a revived Johnny Tambourine.

by Tdowns September 17, 2007

DJ khaled

The ultimate self promoter. He makes good beats but barely says anything in his songs. He always wants you to listen, but does not have alot to say. Anywhere you see him, either on tv or on a truck or billboard he will be sayin- buy my album.

Dj Khaled: Lisssttennnn
Me: im listening
Dj Khaled: We da best!

by Tdowns August 27, 2007

western union

official online bank of scammers. People on Craigslist will try to use it too scam you.

used to send money

Scammer: Oh I sent a money order, but we accidently sent the money order for the wrong item, Please send the extra 800$ to the adress using western union.

money order was fake and the adress was africa. I hate people sometimes.

by Tdowns August 21, 2007