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a portmanteau combining the words 'dopamine' and 'idiot' describing the online condition of the rush of dopamine one gets from being totally online, tribal, and so invested in the programmed rush that it diminishes resting state intellect.
I'm going to check Michael Tracey's twitter feed for the hot takes from the dopiots. Maybe that will protect me from the furious, brassknuckled back hand of Maxine Waters (age 80, as of 08/15/2018).
Dopiot by tchatterly August 7, 2018
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Something very dope or extremely cool.

Or when referring to high quality marijuana.
That's pretty dopity.

This dope is really dopity.
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The retarded way of saying 'stop it'.
You: Ha, look at him, in a wheelchair, with the constant smug look on his face
-Retarded wheelchair user hears-
Him: DOPIT! -flapshakefidget-
dopit by Terrum April 21, 2013

Dopiated 

To be really high on an opiate like HEROIN and several other drugs at the same time.
Man, did you see that chump? He did all that heroin on top of all the rock he smoked and valiums that he did today, he is really dopiated!!
Dopiated by arlinm December 1, 2005
Do you want to eat some Doriott?
Doriott by TROLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL November 13, 2011
Dumb ass mother fucker

sucks lots of cock

terrible at football

is a raging whore

has Chlamydia
"Dude did u see that doriot" "yeahh i felt bad for the dumbass"
Doriot by Torin Carlson July 19, 2012
When someone or something has large amounts of coolness.
It's a combination of the words dope and copious.
Guy 1- That kid is so dopious!
Guy 2- You mean really really cool?
Guy 1- Ya, they mean the same thing.
Dopious by popsiclepickle November 6, 2011