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a portmanteau combining the words 'dopamine' and 'idiot' describing the online condition of the rush of dopamine one gets from being totally online, tribal, and so invested in the programmed rush that it diminishes resting state intellect.
I'm going to check Michael Tracey's twitter feed for the hot takes from the dopiots. Maybe that will protect me from the furious, brassknuckled back hand of Maxine Waters (age 80, as of 08/15/2018).
Dopiot by tchatterly August 7, 2018
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Something very dope or extremely cool.

Or when referring to high quality marijuana.
That's pretty dopity.

This dope is really dopity.
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The retarded way of saying 'stop it'.
You: Ha, look at him, in a wheelchair, with the constant smug look on his face
-Retarded wheelchair user hears-
Him: DOPIT! -flapshakefidget-
dopit by Terrum April 21, 2013

Dopiated 

To be really high on an opiate like HEROIN and several other drugs at the same time.
Man, did you see that chump? He did all that heroin on top of all the rock he smoked and valiums that he did today, he is really dopiated!!
Dopiated by arlinm December 1, 2005
Do you want to eat some Doriott?
Doriott by TROLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL November 13, 2011
Dumb ass mother fucker

sucks lots of cock

terrible at football

is a raging whore

has Chlamydia
"Dude did u see that doriot" "yeahh i felt bad for the dumbass"
Doriot by Torin Carlson July 19, 2012
When someone or something has large amounts of coolness.
It's a combination of the words dope and copious.
Guy 1- That kid is so dopious!
Guy 2- You mean really really cool?
Guy 1- Ya, they mean the same thing.
Dopious by popsiclepickle November 6, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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