Definitions by talk2me-JCH2

split the "G" 

Refers to taking a substantial enough first gulp from a pint of Guinness that the level of the remaining beer in the glass is directly through the middle of the "G" in the word Guinness, which is printed on the glass.

I can split the "G" when drinking a 16oz American pint, but have yet to do it with a 20oz Imperial pint.

split the "G" by talk2me-JCH2 February 28, 2021

diddler 

A child molester; A victimizer.

That guy who lost all the weight eating hogie sandwiches surprised me when he was arrested for being a diddler.

diddler by talk2me-JCH2 February 28, 2021

pleasurated 

Jazz slang for "pleased".

Host: "Well, Mr. Armstrong, we finally got you on the show!"
Mr. Armstrong: "Yes, and I'm real pleasurated to be here, ha hah!"

pleasurated by talk2me-JCH2 February 28, 2021

Cripple Credentials 

Proof, lest ye be scorned, that you need a wheelchair, a walker, a cane, a neck brace...ANYTHING to validate parking in the handicapped parking space, or sitting in the handicap seats on any public transportation!

If people don't actually SEE your disability, you are looked at with absolute discuss, even hatred! You need "Cripple Credentials" before people will mind their own business!

Cripple Credentials by talk2me-JCH2 February 27, 2021

pillow biting 

When a woman (or man) grips the pillow case in her teeth while having sex doggy style.

I got up behind my wife last night and banged her real good! I can always tell how good I'm doing by her pillow biting!

pillow biting by talk2me-JCH2 February 26, 2021

shtick

The creamy foam that clings to the side of the glass as the level of a pint of Guinness Stout goes down. Irish.

The "shtick" on the glass is right to the rim, and contrasts with the black stuff below it.

shtick by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

Give me a bell 

Give me a phone call; give me a ring.

Give me a bell as soon as you get home. I won't go to bed until I get your ring.

Give me a bell by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021