Banana Roll

Describes the excess fat stored on the back of human thighs just beneath the buttocks.

Banana Rolls can be eliminated with liposuction surgery.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 26, 2022

show me the money

Where is the evidence; show me the proof;

If the election was rigged then show me the money!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 07, 2022

straidy lady

A heterosexual female; a strait female; a non-gay female.

The woman in the rear who keeps yawning at my jokes must be a "straidy lady"! When she bought her ticket, she must not have known that I'm a lesbIan comedian! Wake Up!!! (LOL!)

by talk2me-JCH2 March 26, 2021

SmackOscar

An award given for the dumbest physical assault committed on national/worldwide television.

"And the 2022 'SmackOscar' goes to (drum roll)......WILL SMACKUM"!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 09, 2022

Smack Oscar

A special Academy Awards trophy given to the dumbest physical assault EVER witnessed on national/worldwide television!

"And this year's 'Smack Oscar' goes to (drum roll)........WILL SMACKUM"!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 09, 2022

Simple Simon

Hallucinogenic mushrooms

I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 22, 2021

chinchy

stingy; a stingy person; a less than normal amount of something.

That guy is as chinchy as can be! He poured his own father a half glass of beer, then poured HIMSELF a whole glass, then put the '40' bottle back in the fridge!

by talk2me-JCH2 May 04, 2021