t-bone's definitions

tarded

Faster, easier, and funnier way of describing a mentally challenged individual.

Put that syringe down, what are you tarded or something?

by T-bone October 15, 2006

jaunt rickity

a hammered, beat-up, but still reliable car.

If your car won't start, we'll just take my jaunt rickity.

by T-Bone October 13, 2003

wouldable

variation of the term "I would", being a bastardation of the phrase "I would like to have intercourse with that girl over there" usually accompanied by a point or nod in the direction of the girl.

"Would ya?" "Oh, I would. She's wouldable." "Oh I guarantee it!"

by T-Bone February 11, 2004

Butt Gravy

When you have been on a drunken bender for weeks and your girlfriend rims you and you blow a huge mucusey wet fart on her is my definition of butt gravy.

"sop up my butt gravy with some of that rustic french bread you got at the store honey"

by t-bone February 4, 2004

T-Bonin'

This is a more specific instance of standard bonin' where one of the parties involved is named T-Bone.

Last night I was T-Bonin' Liz for nearly 3 minutes!

by T-Bone February 26, 2004

rocks my world

an expression of approval or an external compliment of something/someone. Used predominantly by females or homosexuals to express fondness. This phrase should never be said by a girl who is trying to impress a straight guy.

Justin Timberlake totally rocks my world, he is so hot. - My (ex)girlfriend.

by T-bone February 28, 2005

Piss Boner

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

by T-Bone June 30, 2004