t-bone's definitions

knockers

that dealie on the door at an old lady's house.

I grabbed that old lady's knockers hard and slammed them against the door.

by T-Bone May 12, 2004

Piss Boner

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

by T-Bone June 30, 2004

corn Cake

shit, crap, Deuce, the old Number 2

After eating Mexican food, Magnum had to drop a corn cake

by T-bone October 28, 2004

T-Bonin'

This is a more specific instance of standard bonin' where one of the parties involved is named T-Bone.

Last night I was T-Bonin' Liz for nearly 3 minutes!

by T-Bone February 26, 2004

red sea

it is the vagina

Ya dude, last night i finally opened Sarah's Red Sea

by T-Bone March 10, 2004

blunt guts

the tobacco which is removed from a cigar when rolling a blunt

The inside of a Dutch Master cigar.

by T-BONE April 5, 2004

buffcoat

to fart out of ones dick;
a fart that comes out of a dick;

possibly resulting from a reverse blow-job, or serious constipation

"She queefed in my face so i retaliated with a mighty buffcoat."

"My buffcoat filled the room with the winds of my urethra."

by T-bone April 6, 2004