t-bone's definitions

stallown3d

The dawning of realization that Sylvester Stallone is King and you are worthless in comparison, deserving nothing more than to miserably exist while wallowing in your own filth.

You Got Stallown3d! Bitch.

by T-bone April 7, 2005

Roughriders

A Canadian Football CFL team whose best known CFL kicker McCallum chokes on big plays and who's fans tend to dump manure on players lawns when they're annoyed with them. The Roughriders
GM, Shivers,is known most for opening his mouth maninly to change feet. This team can do everything well except win.

Rough Riders - the team who can bring the production of manure up.

by T-bone January 5, 2005

oasis

The genius founders of great rock n' roll in our day and age, and laid the stonework in which more bands should follow. Noel and Liam rule!

Oasis will LIVE FOREVER!

by T-Bone January 11, 2005

Bill O'Reilly

Douchbag. Twat. Sissy cunt.

Bill O'Reilly is a douchbag.

by T-Bone January 11, 2005

pussy whipped

When one is a slave to coochie and is completely owned and controlled by the coochie's owner.

While vacationing in New York City, Adam (The Bitch) was so pussy whipped he went to a lame ass broadway show and drank a Cosmopolitan intead of taking his woman to ESPN Zone and watching sports and drinking beer. And he still didn't get any cause she has pussy control...and his balls.

by T-bone January 24, 2005

super balls

The ability to have sex with any woman no matter how ugly, skanky, sweaty, chubby, poor, flat, wrinkled, bitchy, stinky, or hairy.

Did you see that stinky, chubby, skank that Chad hooked up with...he must have super balls

by T-Bone February 14, 2005

Teddy Toughnuts

A guy that lets you know he is tougher than you by squealing the tires of his '86 ford escort hatchback, usually while wearing a dirty wife beater or a bad heavy metal band concert shirt that he never went too.

Slow down there Teddy Toughnuts before you start scaring the little neighborhood kids.

by T-Bone June 19, 2006