Definitions by sweetontweety7777
claustrofuckbia
the fear of being caught doing the dirty in a very small place. for example: a closet, during a christmas party or social gathering.
claustrofuckbia stricken charlotte, could not even think of making out in the port a potty at the park with her main squeeze charles.
claustrofuckbia by sweetontweety7777 April 20, 2009
claustrofuckbic
The fear of making out in a very tight place. usually causes tightness in chest, sweating, and panic. most places that bring the claustrofuckbbic person to the edge of sanity are: port a johns, closets, and the back seats of yugo cars.
Damn charles, you gotta get a new car!!! Doing it in this 1973 ford pinto makes me freakin CLAUSTROFUCKBIC!!!!!!
claustrofuckbic by sweetontweety7777 April 20, 2009
running shits
usually happens while walking around a mall, school, or house. starts with a walking fart, then quickly turns to the running shits. these are something not for the weak at stomach, however stomach flu can make them much worse. sometimes referred to as the trots, or explosive diarreah.
omg me and charles were walking around the mall the other day, he got the walking farts and then suddenly he had the running shits.
running shits by sweetontweety7777 April 17, 2009
kiddie concentration camp
simply put, a daycare center for babies and toddlers. if taken a close look, very similar to the situation hideous hitler put his prisioners through. little children, kept behind bars, fed just enough to sustain life, kept from human involvement and interaction. sometimes even an evil "jailer, warden" is in control of the entire evil scene. allowing the children to eat, interact, ect only when it is convenient for her. children in kiddie concentration camps, often spend the day dreaming of their sweet mommies, and the yummy goodies that she has waiting for him when she arrives at five pm to pick him up.
charles said to charlotte, three cribs to the left of him, " so how long have you been in this kiddie concentration camp". three year old charlotte replied, can't you tell by looking, i have been doing hard time for three years. good luck getting outta here with the economy today.
kiddie concentration camp by sweetontweety7777 April 17, 2009
running off my face
running off my face generally describes how badly your nose runs while you have a cold or during allergy season.
charlotte: charles, my allergies are killing me today. the pollen count must be at least a million. my freaking nose is running off my face.
charles: here's a box of tissues, babygirl. dang, looks like you are gonna need em.
charles: here's a box of tissues, babygirl. dang, looks like you are gonna need em.
running off my face by sweetontweety7777 March 29, 2009
balls to the wall
i think this is a "baller" term. my sons laugh at me but i think in my big brain of all brains it means: " when a basket ball game is in full rush, the ball is shot at the hoop, starts to go out of bounds but a player jumps out of bounds and hits the ball back into play." that player just went balls to the wall "literally". In my little world that is what it means. lol
balls to the wall by sweetontweety7777 November 3, 2008