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Definitions by such a Judge Reinhold

Petspiracy 

Like a catspiracy, but committed by a group of pets not exclusively made of cats.
Bindi the Australian Shepherd won't let me get out of the left side of the bed, and Chairman Meow won't let me get out of the right side. Total petspiracy!

pissantics 

The antics of a pissant.
Now he says Ted Cruz' father assassinated JFK. Surely no one will vote for him after those kind of pissantics.

catspiracy 

When one or more cats conspire, as to impede you from getting out of bed.
The alarm went off, then Chairman Meow laid on mt chest. Total catspiracy!