catspiracy

When one or more cats conspire, as to impede you from getting out of bed.

The alarm went off, then Chairman Meow laid on mt chest. Total catspiracy!

by such a Judge Reinhold November 04, 2016

pissantics

The antics of a pissant.

Now he says Ted Cruz' father assassinated JFK. Surely no one will vote for him after those kind of pissantics.

by such a Judge Reinhold January 30, 2018

Petspiracy

Like a catspiracy, but committed by a group of pets not exclusively made of cats.

Bindi the Australian Shepherd won't let me get out of the left side of the bed, and Chairman Meow won't let me get out of the right side. Total petspiracy!

by such a Judge Reinhold October 09, 2023