Definitions by stupid penis guy

A Good Persian 

A term used by Persian baddies when they wanna trick a man into dating them, usually making them think that they said "good person"

Then after the first date, she plays you and dates other guys whom she said that she was a "good Persian" to.

btw I'm half Persian so I can confirm this.

"Baby, I'm a good Persian!"
"Okay good!"
*After the first date*
"LOL cya later ya obtuse dick!"

A Good Persian by stupid penis guy June 8, 2025

Jew Jersey 

A term you use when you find out New Jersey’s population has 600,000 jews

Jew Jersey…

Jew Jersey by stupid penis guy December 10, 2023

Wyoming 

... *tumbleweed passes by*

Wyoming:

Wyoming by stupid penis guy November 17, 2023

1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=] 

you must be bored in english class, aren't you?

bruh i'm bored i think im gonna 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=

1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=] by stupid penis guy November 16, 2023

Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler 

Something you hear when you’re in walkable distance of a middle school in 2023

Guy: *goes for a walk*

Kids in the nearby middle school: Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler 🤨🤨💀💀💀💀💀🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🗿🗿

Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler by stupid penis guy November 5, 2023

stupid penis guy 

Me.

I am stupid penis guy

stupid penis guy by stupid penis guy November 5, 2023

Urban Dictionary 

This Website.

Legend: “Hey mate! Go to this website: Urban Dictionary, or, urbandictionary.com, there might be a meaning of life there.”

Random guy: “Sure thing.”

Urban Dictionary by stupid penis guy March 12, 2022