<n>
1) Science; The temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it's slowest speed.
e.g.:-
-273ºC
-459ºF
0ºK.
2) Slang; A hopeless person.
1) Science; The temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it's slowest speed.
e.g.:-
-273ºC
-459ºF
0ºK.
2) Slang; A hopeless person.
1) "And so class, we can now see that this material has reached absolute zero. The molecules are at the slowest they'll ever be."
2) "Godfrey is an absolute zero."
2) "Godfrey is an absolute zero."
by Stuart Fletcher November 07, 2004
Get the Absolute zeromug. by Stuart Fletcher February 24, 2005
Get the Man Umug. 1. <interjection> An expression of surprise or disbelief
2. <adverb> Skilful/skilfully
3. <adverb> Intimately
4. <adverb> informal; extremely
5. <noun> A bored hole into the ground to tap a supply of water, gas or oil
6. <noun> slang; The toilet
2. <adverb> Skilful/skilfully
3. <adverb> Intimately
4. <adverb> informal; extremely
5. <noun> A bored hole into the ground to tap a supply of water, gas or oil
6. <noun> slang; The toilet
1. Well! I never expected John to be THAT good in bed!
2. Well done, Pete
3. I know your mother VERY well...
4. OMG Dat's well good dat! OMGOMG1
5. James, go and fetch a pail of water from the well, there's a good boy.
6. Hold on a second I've gotta use the well...
2. Well done, Pete
3. I know your mother VERY well...
4. OMG Dat's well good dat! OMGOMG1
5. James, go and fetch a pail of water from the well, there's a good boy.
6. Hold on a second I've gotta use the well...
by Stuart Fletcher August 23, 2005
Get the Wellmug. <interjection> Chiefly British Slang;
1) Hello.
2) Are you ok?
==> Chiefly used in the vicinity of Wigan, a large town in the North-West of England located between Liverpool and Manchester.
1) Hello.
2) Are you ok?
==> Chiefly used in the vicinity of Wigan, a large town in the North-West of England located between Liverpool and Manchester.
by Stuart Fletcher May 16, 2005
Get the T'allreetmug. 1) <verb> To Swot; Revision undertaken preceding an examination.
2) <noun> (Offensive Slang) Swot; A person who values his education at least three times more than his social life and his teacher at least three times more than his friends, hypothetically.
3) <Anagram> (Business Terminology) S.W.O.T.; An analysis of a business's position comparing with other similar businesses in order to identify their Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities and Threats.
2) <noun> (Offensive Slang) Swot; A person who values his education at least three times more than his social life and his teacher at least three times more than his friends, hypothetically.
3) <Anagram> (Business Terminology) S.W.O.T.; An analysis of a business's position comparing with other similar businesses in order to identify their Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities and Threats.
1) "I was swotting up all night last night for this exam. I should walk it."
2) "Ken is such a fucking Swot, he's always up that teacher's arse."
3) "Peters, I want that S.W.O.T. analysis in for noon tomorrow, please."
2) "Ken is such a fucking Swot, he's always up that teacher's arse."
3) "Peters, I want that S.W.O.T. analysis in for noon tomorrow, please."
by Stuart Fletcher February 10, 2005
Get the Swotmug. Ideology; (pronounced: "Ex-Oh-Zen-Oh-Pay-Tree-Ot-Iz-Um")
1. When someone is more loyal and a patriot of another country more than their country of residence. The term isn't counted for migrants who may still love their country of origin more than the one they moved to.
{origin: Exo; outside. Xeno; Race. Patriot; A lover of one's country}
1. When someone is more loyal and a patriot of another country more than their country of residence. The term isn't counted for migrants who may still love their country of origin more than the one they moved to.
{origin: Exo; outside. Xeno; Race. Patriot; A lover of one's country}
USAGE: exoxenopatriotism, exoxenopatriot, exoxenopartriotic
Andrew is an exoxenopartiot because if Britain and America were at war with eachother, he'd fight for America.
(But he wouldn't be much good to them anyway.)
Andrew is an exoxenopartiot because if Britain and America were at war with eachother, he'd fight for America.
(But he wouldn't be much good to them anyway.)
by Stuart Fletcher September 24, 2005
Get the Exoxenopatriotismmug. <noun> Slang;
When someone chatting to you on the internet says something funny enough to make you laugh in real life but isn't worthy of you laughing whilst on your own, so you just smile in your mind.
When someone chatting to you on the internet says something funny enough to make you laugh in real life but isn't worthy of you laughing whilst on your own, so you just smile in your mind.
by Stuart Fletcher February 08, 2005
Get the Mind Smilemug.