stuart fletcher's definitions

Enuff

<adj/adv>
The way that some people, mostly on the internet type 'enough' to either save typing an extra letter, seem like a cool person or because they actually think that 'enuff' is the correct spelling.

==> Probably originated in Haydock, England.

<MSN>
Andy: "Hi"
Fletch: "Hey"
Andy: "ho r u"
Fletch: "Not so bad, how are you?"
Andy: "nt gttin enuff sleep lol"
Fletch: "That's too bad."
Andy: "I no lol mite stay ov college 2mrw"
Fletch: "AGAIN?"


(... etc you get the idea.)

by Stuart Fletcher January 12, 2005

No man's land

<noun> British slang

1) The area between two opposing forces' trenches during WW1. Characterised by a quagmire of saturated soil, crater holes, barbed wire, unexploded shells, quicksoil and rotting bodies. The last place on Earth you'd want to be in the period between 1914-1918, or for some time afterwards I'd imagine...

2) The area between your ballsack and your arsehole.

"Sgt. Harris was caught out in No-Mans-Land yesterday during a patrol. He's been pronounced Missing in Action... But I think we all know what really happened to him..."

"I love scratchin' mi' No Man's Land, *guffaw guffaw.*"

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Full length

British slang defining the result when one manages to get rid of the entire contents of their rectal passage in one go, without splitting the fecal matter in any place or having to do 'seconds' (where there is more than one log).

"Scott managed to squeeze off a full length on Monday."

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004

Saved By The Bell

"Saved by the Bell"

1) A situation where someone is in a situation which they dislike, and then something external to that situation happens which, subsequently, gets the person in that situation out of it. Usually just in time.

2) Cheesy 80's sitcom based in an All-American High School setting.

1)
BOSS: "Miranda, after you've filed those reports I gave you, I want you to come into my office and lick my scrotum."
MIRANDA: "But Sir, I'm on overtime alrea--"
BOSS: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, BITCH."
<enter; boss's boss>
BOSS'S BOSS: "BOSS, I'd like to see you in my office, please."
<exit; boss and boss's boss>
MIRANDA: "Phew, 'saved by the bell' I guess."

2)
GEEK: "Hey Jeremy, wanna come to my house after school n watch 'Saved by the Bell'?"
JEREMY: "Fuck you, geek. My dick has an appointment with my girlfriend's throat. Seeya!"

by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004

Knob-Cheese

<noun> Offensive Chiefly British Slang

The implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, semen and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the penis.

BAZZA: "Aww Chazza you fuckin' knob-cheese!"
CHAZZA: "Dahn fuckin' call me a knob-cheese, y' piece o' shit!"

by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005

Penny has Dropped

<colloquial expression>

If the "penny has dropped" it means someone has finally realised the situation they are in after possibly being unaware of it for a long time, depending on the situation.

==> The phrase dates back to the Victorian Era and the popular penny-slot arcades. The penny would often stick halfway down the slot and the user would then have to either wait, or give the machine a thump before the 'penny finally dropped' and they could begin playing.

THOMAS: "You know... The other day with the beavers?"
COLIN: "........."
THOMAS: "We used their dam as a bridge?"
COLIN: "........."
THOMAS: "Ruined their homes?"
COLIN: "OHHHHHHHH, now I get you."
GARY: "Ah, the penny has finally dropped. Stupid fool."

by Stuart Fletcher January 22, 2005

Therefore

<adverb>

1) And for that reason

TOMMY: "Yeah and then he went into the post office and shot everyone, it was horrendous."
TAMMY: "Yeah I went into the post office the other day... Nothing really major like that happened, but I DID find some useful passport documents..."
<silence>
TIMMY: "Therefore, shut the fuck up."

by Stuart Fletcher February 24, 2005