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an asshole that is such an asshole that calling him an asshole in the correct grammatical context is a disservice to the word asshole.
"that fucking young republican asshole gave the long speech at the neo-con rally on how being gay is a immoral, 100% choice and punishable by eternal damnation then.... we saw him at the nazi meth dealer's house playing dong-hider with guido-mike's hiv shooter."
"that young republican is A Asshole"
"that young republican is A Asshole"
by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008
Get the A Asshole mug.complete jackass. whereas a wang is a guy who is moderately an asshole, a wanosaurus rex is a fucking idiot who is the very essense of being an asshole. yes, it is resonable to call the guy "the very essense of being an asshole" there is craft involved with opting instead to call him a wangosaurus rex.
"oh shit, that one dude who keeps wrecking open mic night by doing my chemical romance covers is here.... that dude is a total wang"
"shit, last week he tried to do a fall out boy cover..... on accoustic."
"wangosaurus rex!"
"shit, last week he tried to do a fall out boy cover..... on accoustic."
"wangosaurus rex!"
by stu in the zoo April 12, 2007
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"cool"
"cool"
by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007
Get the shoe mug.one who likes to be around balls. at first you might think the person just admires your personality and wit but eventually you will find out he has something for your testicles. he is a nard-hound.
guy - "holy shit mike, in order to get in that midget stripper's pants i started letting her little brother, keith, hang around. i'm putting an end to that as i found him staring at my crotch."
homeboy - "yo, keith is a nard-hound"
homeboy - "yo, keith is a nard-hound"
by stu in the zoo April 25, 2007
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1) realizing you might be gay.
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1) realizing you might be gay.
2) "receiving" some anal sex and absolutely loving it.
dang, what's up with you wearing all that abercrombie gear?
i met this guy at church camp last night. we went back to my place and he was FAGTASTIC!
later.
i met this guy at church camp last night. we went back to my place and he was FAGTASTIC!
later.
by stu in the zoo February 15, 2008
Get the Fagtastic mug.verb. to give away. named after jon kitna, the former seattle, cinci and now lions quarterback who has made an art form of giving footballs and games away.
"i saw that pile of old clothes in your garage, what's up with 'em"
"aw, i'm gonna jon kitna 'em to goodwill"
"loser"
"aw, i'm gonna jon kitna 'em to goodwill"
"loser"
by stu in the zoo December 26, 2008
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"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"
"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"
"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"
"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"
by stu in the zoo December 26, 2008
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