22 definition by stu in the zoo

small opening between a female's legs. sometimes can be hard to find/gain access to. to make sure you're at the right place, multiple drinks can be of assistance. also, recent receipt of moronically materialistic items like jewelry, automobiles, or designer clothing will open the ram hole wide open.

not to be confused with the butt hole. if you find yourself here, you may be the one recently having consumed multiple drinks. you also may be the one who recently received jewelry, cars or clothing. this may be compounded by the fact that you might not be with a woman at all. if this is the case, stop all activity and go to bed.
hey dudes, i was out partying last night and got this stupid bitch super loaded. next thing i know i was at her ram hole.

that was no ram hole.

huh?

that wasn't a chick.

fuck. i'm going back to bed.
by stu in the zoo April 17, 2007

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one who likes to be around balls. at first you might think the person just admires your personality and wit but eventually you will find out he has something for your testicles. he is a nard-hound.
guy - "holy shit mike, in order to get in that midget stripper's pants i started letting her little brother, keith, hang around. i'm putting an end to that as i found him staring at my crotch."

homeboy - "yo, keith is a nard-hound"
by stu in the zoo April 17, 2007

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or "shu"

vagina. not to be confused with "brown shu"
"yo benji, i hope your little sister is on some sort of birth control because i banged her the other night and left a mess in her shoe".

"cool"
by stu in the zoo January 18, 2007

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one who likes to makes dicks disappear. a magician of sorts who makes penises vanish in strange places like his mouth or butt.
"like.... holy crap, justin timerlake is so hot. i could totally go Dong Hider on him."

"yeah, too bad Gay Tee only sleeps with straight dudes."
by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008

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a one-night chain of events that has you...

1) realizing you might be gay.
2) "receiving" some anal sex while thinking it might be great.
3) realizing that it sucks
4) realizing you are, indeed, not gay but have some gay dude's dick in your ass.
yo, what's with the limp and the long face?

i crossed over last night. it went from fagtastic to fagnastic in like .83 seconds.

ouch.

yup....
by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008

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a one-night chain of events that has you...

1) realizing you might be gay.
2) "receiving" some anal sex and absolutely loving it.
dang, what's up with you wearing all that abercrombie gear?

i met this guy at church camp last night. we went back to my place and he was FAGTASTIC!

later.
by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008

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a person who is comfortable in the worst situations... like on a guys chin or bouncing off big mo's taint.
"hey, you guys should come over to my dorm tonight and listen to the new bravery disc and drink coors light."

"shut the fuck up, fagnutz"
by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008

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