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complete jackass. whereas a wang is a guy who is moderately an asshole, a wanosaurus rex is a fucking idiot who is the very essense of being an asshole. yes, it is resonable to call the guy "the very essense of being an asshole" there is craft involved with opting instead to call him a wangosaurus rex.
"oh shit, that one dude who keeps wrecking open mic night by doing my chemical romance covers is here.... that dude is a total wang"
"shit, last week he tried to do a fall out boy cover..... on accoustic."
"wangosaurus rex!"
"shit, last week he tried to do a fall out boy cover..... on accoustic."
"wangosaurus rex!"
by stu in the zoo April 12, 2007
Get the wangosaurus rex mug.an asshole that is such an asshole that calling him an asshole in the correct grammatical context is a disservice to the word asshole.
"that fucking young republican asshole gave the long speech at the neo-con rally on how being gay is a immoral, 100% choice and punishable by eternal damnation then.... we saw him at the nazi meth dealer's house playing dong-hider with guido-mike's hiv shooter."
"that young republican is A Asshole"
"that young republican is A Asshole"
by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008
Get the A Asshole mug.verb - to get wit (in a non sexual way).
to hang one-on-one with someone, burn copius amounts of weed, do pills, homemade drugs, abuse chemicals found at most wal-marts and listen to jay z (for effect).
to hang one-on-one with someone, burn copius amounts of weed, do pills, homemade drugs, abuse chemicals found at most wal-marts and listen to jay z (for effect).
"yo, deng, check that tite faux-naggah with thems sweet-ass reeboks he touches up with white spray paint.... think i'n gonna see if he gotz any crunk snort and wantsta bro down."
"shit dung heezah, them aint reeboks"
"shit dung heezah, them aint reeboks"
by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007
Get the bro down mug.one who shoots fire from his penis if for no other reason than immortal super powers explained or otherwise. one who shoots electrical current from his penis for reason tied to and not tied to use of barbiturates in conjunction with pabst blue ribbon. one who can jump start a diesel front end loader with his penis.
by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006
Get the shocker mug.verb. to give away. named after jon kitna, the former seattle, cinci and now lions quarterback who has made an art form of giving footballs and games away.
"i saw that pile of old clothes in your garage, what's up with 'em"
"aw, i'm gonna jon kitna 'em to goodwill"
"loser"
"aw, i'm gonna jon kitna 'em to goodwill"
"loser"
by stu in the zoo December 26, 2008
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"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"
"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"
"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"
"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"
by stu in the zoo December 26, 2008
Get the calvin johnson mug.slang. recently became the official replacement for "polish a turd" in the ever popular phrase "you can't polish a turd".
while you still can't srt-4 a turd, many think that by paying the hourly goons at ye olde dodge factory to glue a turbo-charger to a silly dodge neon engine it will in fact create a glossy finish on a piece of feces. the car is intended for bedwetters and dog dick rubbers who can't afford a real car like a honda s2000, bmw m-series or acura tl type-s or aren't smart enough to properly affix a turbo-charger to a car that isn't already named "neon". the srt-4 phenomenon is basically the same as the 1980's dodge goons putting a faux-leather, glue on top(attempting to look like a convertible) to a dodge aries k-car and calling it a chrysler lebaron. again, this car was very popular with the recently gay but familiar with broke crowd.
while you still can't srt-4 a turd, many think that by paying the hourly goons at ye olde dodge factory to glue a turbo-charger to a silly dodge neon engine it will in fact create a glossy finish on a piece of feces. the car is intended for bedwetters and dog dick rubbers who can't afford a real car like a honda s2000, bmw m-series or acura tl type-s or aren't smart enough to properly affix a turbo-charger to a car that isn't already named "neon". the srt-4 phenomenon is basically the same as the 1980's dodge goons putting a faux-leather, glue on top(attempting to look like a convertible) to a dodge aries k-car and calling it a chrysler lebaron. again, this car was very popular with the recently gay but familiar with broke crowd.
"wowie zowie leroy, that white girl you are courting is one seriously ugly girl."
"don't sweat is mister anderson, my sistah works at glamour shots and this saturday we gonna srt-4 her up."
"gee leroy, that's swell. </vomits>"
"don't sweat is mister anderson, my sistah works at glamour shots and this saturday we gonna srt-4 her up."
"gee leroy, that's swell. </vomits>"
by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007
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