<kicks friend in nuts>
"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"
"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"
"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"
"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"
by stu in the zoo December 26, 2008
Get the calvin johnson mug.an asshole that is such an asshole that calling him an asshole in the correct grammatical context is a disservice to the word asshole.
"that fucking young republican asshole gave the long speech at the neo-con rally on how being gay is a immoral, 100% choice and punishable by eternal damnation then.... we saw him at the nazi meth dealer's house playing dong-hider with guido-mike's hiv shooter."
"that young republican is A Asshole"
"that young republican is A Asshole"
by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008
Get the A Asshole mug.a person who is comfortable in the worst situations... like on a guys chin or bouncing off big mo's taint.
"hey, you guys should come over to my dorm tonight and listen to the new bravery disc and drink coors light."
"shut the fuck up, fagnutz"
"shut the fuck up, fagnutz"
by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008
Get the Fagnutz mug.one who likes to be around balls. at first you might think the person just admires your personality and wit but eventually you will find out he has something for your testicles. he is a nard-hound.
guy - "holy shit mike, in order to get in that midget stripper's pants i started letting her little brother, keith, hang around. i'm putting an end to that as i found him staring at my crotch."
homeboy - "yo, keith is a nard-hound"
homeboy - "yo, keith is a nard-hound"
by stu in the zoo April 25, 2007
Get the nard-hound mug.Acronym: Dogged A Prostitute
to acquire the services of a prostitute, introduce her to mind-altering chemicals then letting your canine buddy have a crack at her.
to acquire the services of a prostitute, introduce her to mind-altering chemicals then letting your canine buddy have a crack at her.
"damn man, there's that strung out sterno whore i dap'd last night. my black lab otis and a couple sniffs of ether and she'll never be the same."
by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007
Get the DAP mug."yo benji, i hope your little sister is on some sort of birth control because i banged her the other night and left a mess in her shoe".
"cool"
"cool"
by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007
Get the shoe mug.a one-night chain of events that has you...
1) realizing you might be gay.
2) "receiving" some anal sex and absolutely loving it.
1) realizing you might be gay.
2) "receiving" some anal sex and absolutely loving it.
dang, what's up with you wearing all that abercrombie gear?
i met this guy at church camp last night. we went back to my place and he was FAGTASTIC!
later.
i met this guy at church camp last night. we went back to my place and he was FAGTASTIC!
later.
by stu in the zoo February 15, 2008
Get the Fagtastic mug.