stropmag's definitions

damsel

A member of the female sex. A lady.

Following a spot of department store garment liberation:

"Shit man! Der's a damsel in dis dress! No wunda I could nut carry it, you ragamuffin"

by stropmag October 22, 2006

tractor factor

To purchase a piece of agricultural machinery without the means to pay for it but in the hope that the profits from the yet unharvested crops will provide sufficient to meet the bill.

"I see old Muffin's combine has failed again. God knows wghat he's going to do as the old boy doesn't seem to have a pot to piss in".

"Reckon he'll tractor factor but he's not as skint as he makes out, at least not according to Hans the bank manager".

by stropmag October 29, 2006

subsidy milker

One who enjoys the subsidies offered to farmers for milk production without actually producing any dairy products whatsoever.

"Commissioner, I think I should advise you that we have evidence of a subsidy milker operating out of Germany"

by stropmag October 3, 2006

Prit Stick

An item of office stationery occasionally used as a dildo.

Gladys: " Doris, have you seen my Prit Stick?"
Doris: "Ermm....."

by stropmag October 25, 2006

Sucking a lemon

The look of disgust in a person that is reminiscent of the face pulled when eating something very tart, such as a lemon.

When my wife discovered that the paedophoilia charges that she had laid against me would not be pursued as the prosecutor had found them to be baseless she had a face like she was sucking a lemon.

by stropmag July 10, 2010