One who enjoys the subsidies offered to farmers for milk production without actually producing any dairy products whatsoever.
"Commissioner, I think I should advise you that we have evidence of a subsidy milker operating out of Germany"
by stropmag October 03, 2006
To be without a wall to surround one's property in part or in whole by reason of act of God, accident or act of reckless folly.
"Gunter! I see Herr Muffin has become murally challenged!"
"It will be the drink again I expect. Drink and tractors do not make good bed fellows Hans. Always I have said this!"
"It will be the drink again I expect. Drink and tractors do not make good bed fellows Hans. Always I have said this!"
by stropmag October 29, 2006
Following a spot of department store garment liberation:
"Shit man! Der's a damsel in dis dress! No wunda I could nut carry it, you ragamuffin"
"Shit man! Der's a damsel in dis dress! No wunda I could nut carry it, you ragamuffin"
by stropmag October 21, 2006
To purchase a piece of agricultural machinery without the means to pay for it but in the hope that the profits from the yet unharvested crops will provide sufficient to meet the bill.
"I see old Muffin's combine has failed again. God knows wghat he's going to do as the old boy doesn't seem to have a pot to piss in".
"Reckon he'll tractor factor but he's not as skint as he makes out, at least not according to Hans the bank manager".
"Reckon he'll tractor factor but he's not as skint as he makes out, at least not according to Hans the bank manager".
by stropmag October 29, 2006
by stropmag October 25, 2006