Definitions by stropmag

Prit Stick 

An item of office stationery occasionally used as a dildo.

Gladys: " Doris, have you seen my Prit Stick?"
Doris: "Ermm....."

Prit Stick by stropmag October 25, 2006

damsel 

A member of the female sex. A lady.

Following a spot of department store garment liberation:

"Shit man! Der's a damsel in dis dress! No wunda I could nut carry it, you ragamuffin"

damsel by stropmag October 22, 2006

paper hat 

Rhyming slang for 'prat', a fool, an ineffectual person.

"'Ere, John! Aint that old Muffindamule over there?"

"Nagh, can't be. The paper hat's still banged up for noncin', doin' a three stretch"

paper hat by stropmag October 4, 2006

Strop Mag 

A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)

"Excuse me luv. Could you hand me that strop mag from the top shelf? I can't reach it".

Strop Mag by stropmag October 4, 2006

subsidy milker 

One who enjoys the subsidies offered to farmers for milk production without actually producing any dairy products whatsoever.

"Commissioner, I think I should advise you that we have evidence of a subsidy milker operating out of Germany"

subsidy milker by stropmag October 3, 2006