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To purchase a piece of agricultural machinery without the means to pay for it but in the hope that the profits from the yet unharvested crops will provide sufficient to meet the bill.
"I see old Muffin's combine has failed again. God knows wghat he's going to do as the old boy doesn't seem to have a pot to piss in".
"Reckon he'll tractor factor but he's not as skint as he makes out, at least not according to Hans the bank manager".
"Reckon he'll tractor factor but he's not as skint as he makes out, at least not according to Hans the bank manager".
by stropmag October 29, 2006
Get the tractor factor mug.To be without a wall to surround one's property in part or in whole by reason of act of God, accident or act of reckless folly.
"Gunter! I see Herr Muffin has become murally challenged!"
"It will be the drink again I expect. Drink and tractors do not make good bed fellows Hans. Always I have said this!"
"It will be the drink again I expect. Drink and tractors do not make good bed fellows Hans. Always I have said this!"
by stropmag October 29, 2006
Get the murally challenged mug.Surreptitious trade in agricultural produce: buying and selling of agricultural produce that is against the law or official regulations. A common practice within the EU particularly since the rise in popularity of internet based auction sites.
"Hans, how on earth do you think Herr Muffin is going to shift all that reject grade wheat?"
"He'll probably flog it on the green market Gunther, he usually does"
"He'll probably flog it on the green market Gunther, he usually does"
by stropmag November 3, 2006
Get the green market mug.An inflammation of the rectum.
Basil , who was renown for scratching his itchy arse, finally went to the doctor and was diagnosed with ring rot causing rectumitis.
by stropmag December 19, 2015
Get the rectumitis mug.A verb meaning to misstate, lie, be economical with the truth. from 'Rupert Murdoch', the media baron.
by stropmag July 25, 2011
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