streetwhiz's definitions

Dirty Sanchez Sandwich

The act of sticking your entire face in your lovers ass and dismantling from left to right then squeezing the ass checks together with your face in the middle forming a sandwich.

Freddie satisfied his hunger after sharing a tasty, steaming hot
Dirty Sanchez Sandwich platter with
Harold.

by streetwhiz April 17, 2009

captain kotex

1. a moody bastard.

2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.

3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay

1. George is such a captain kotex. That
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.

2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.

by streetwhiz April 5, 2009

Cleveland Sasquatch

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.

Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.

by streetwhiz May 16, 2009

Cleveland Double Espresso

The act of 2 gay men giving each other
hot coffeee enemas then having a nice enchanted tasters choice moment.

Freddy and Harold both enjoyed a nice steaming hot Cleveland Double Espresso in front of a warm fire playing a friendly game of chess.

by streetwhiz April 26, 2009

Cleveland Gobstopper

The act of using a plunger to unstop the
constipated ass of your lover to preform
the cleveland steamer.

Freddie patiently proceded with care proforming the Cleveland Gobstopper to unclog Harolds constipated anus to receive a fresh cleveland steamer.

by streetwhiz April 17, 2009

Atomic Douchebag

1. Perez Hilton.

Perez Hilton is a Super Pip Squeak Homo
or better known as an Atomic Douchebag.

Hey Perez: I think it's Hilarious that your
faget queer ass can't get married to your
faget queer ass lover in your home state of California.

by streetwhiz April 22, 2009