8

The ordinal number '8' is often used in place of the phonemes that would make the sound 'ate' in written English.
I say 'often', I actually mean 'often (by bumpers)'
The habit could have originally developed among linux {fucktards in chatrooms, or 14 year old scrubbers text messaging on mobile phones. Either that or from 'old-school' rave act Altern8 (still DJ-ing in and around Stoke-on-Trent, kids!)
Whichever way you look at it, it looks shit and dosn't make you look cool.
"C U L8R M8!!!!!"

"He was a sk8r boi..."

"I'd rather menstru8 a ten ton w8 than write in such an illiter8 way, dude."
by Stooo March 21, 2003
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Bumper

1) Noun: A homosexual man. Alternatively, a man you know to be heterosexual who will be upset at any more explicit slurs on his sexuality.

2) Adjective: Having effeminate or ineffectual qualities.

Derived from a truncation of "Bum-Humper"
1) "Is that guy a bumper or what?"

2) "That's another bumper hit from Craig David!"
by Stooo March 18, 2003
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shitpeasant

Meaningless but entertaining insult coined by Chris Horner on MSN on 23rd March 2003, at about 10.30 GMT
"Stooo, you're a shitpeasant."
by Stooo March 23, 2003
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Douchephag

A known fan of the band phish( term coined in 1991 and widely used(
I was trying to enjoy the concert, but that Douchephag ruined it for everyone.
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stinkpalm

Grotesque act of social terrorism.
1) Spot someone you have little or no respect for at a social gathering.
2) Sneakily put your hand down the back of your own pants, and have a good rummage, exposing it to (how can I put this..?) ass-sweat.
3) Boldly run up to your target, extending the 'infected' hand for him/her to shake.
4) They are left with a stinky hand and complete ignorance of the insult they have been exposed to. You are left with an equally stinky hand, but also a sense of pride/victory.

Aka Shaolin Stinkpalm
"Beware the Shaolin Stinkpalm, you fool!"
by Stooo March 20, 2003
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apostrophe

Not a piece of urban slang at all, but an important punctuation mark in written English, which I pride myself on knowing how to use correctly.
However, in my definition for Stoke-on-Trent, I have noticed that I made an error and put one in where it didn't belong (story of my life...).
Therefore, I'm putting this in to make myself feel better.
Wow, what a waste of your time if you read all that! Sorry!
It's only correct to put an apostrophe in "it's" if it's "it is", if not, it's "its".
by Stooo March 21, 2003
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felchbox

A nonsense insult, inspired, I guess by felch. If any meaning is to be derived from it, I would assume that it is implying that the person in question resembles in some way an anus-full of semen, ,ready to be orally incorporated.
Given the kind of people I usually have cause to say this to, that's quite an apt description.
"Golly, you really are one almighty felchbox!"
by Stooo March 21, 2003
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